To say no-one needs fanjo bleaching

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Today I saw this

Vaginal bleaching is the latest ‘trend’ aimed at making women feel insecure

I despair. I really do.

Its nuts! Just like anal bleaching.
What next?!

YANBU. This is just desperate..

When I had chemo I lost all my hair - and I mean all. The resulting site below looked like an old elephants jowls. A bit of bleach would have done nothing.

Very sad times we live in

Bring back the bush!! Then nobody would give a toss!

Obvs I'm totally behind the times, I thought we were supposed to tint it pink, not bleach the bejeesus out of it.

www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/09/17/restore-labia-youthful-my-new-pink-button-temporary-dye_n_3939173.html

Now there’s a slogan I could march behind Lala

Bring back the bush!

Thank you, you’ve made me laugh! That article had put a right downer on my day.

So depressing. God forbid women actually look like real women, I forget we're all supposed to be bleached, hairless, uniform sex dolls.

but everyone needs to change their ring tone

I am 100% natural down there. Pretty sure the skin under the outer labia/the inner labia isn’t even visible. You’d have to go down there with a head torch and those plastic things dentists use to hold you mouth open to even be able to tell how dark the skin is.

Oh the very idea of a laser down there makes me clench!

Chemically bleaching your fanny. WTAF. Is this an actual thing now??

That's got to hurt. It hurts if you get immac on your arse never mind a chemical bleach of your flaps.

The bit about the lady who tried it on her lunch break, haha I go the post office and The Asda.

Batshit

It seems we need a stronger word for NO.

It seems we need a stronger word for NO.

HELL NO!

FUCK THAT!

NO WAY!

Itsbritney how did you get immaculate with on your arse?
Got it my clit once, 😩

I don’t have words to express just how ridiculous I think these things are. I really don’t. I am beyond glad I’m nearly 50 and can just shake my head at such things! I’m so pleased I was a young woman in the 80s when all we had to do was fluff up our hair and stick a bit of eyeliner on! No messing with any private parts required!

Ahh hate this iPad immac

Amen Star

Fanjos need leaving alone; no shaving, no bleaching, nothing! God made them the way they are for a reason.

How self obsessed would you need to be to do this? Seriously.

I hardly bother with my bikini line. Who has the time for all this?

Bring back the bush!! Then nobody would give a toss!

🙏

My bush is all au naturel. Apart from a trim of course, otherwise I'd have to plait it.

Bleaching your fanny though. What fucking nonsense bullshit.

Where's the cock bleach? Oh nowhere because most men wouldn't be pressured into pouring it over their manhood to make it more aesthetically pleasing to the female gaze.

Where's the cock bleach? Oh nowhere because most men wouldn't be pressured into pouring it over their manhood to make it more aesthetically pleasing to the female gaze.

That's because, to be fair, NOTHING could make the last-chicken-in-the-shop look aesthetically pleasing...

It's one of things where you wonder if there might be headlines in the future 'increase in labial skin carcinoma, doctors blame the trend for bleaching in the early decades of this century' blah blah.
Probably not but it seems a slightly unnatural thing to do.