to expect the toilet seat not to be cover in (period?) blood

[mother2b]

and the wall covered in bogeys or something, i thought i worked in quite a nice place and the loos get cleaned every hour!

its just so digusting!

also, how do woman pee on loo seats?

i just dont understand?

HEY Nikki

pmsl!!!

I'm sure that is a cleaner bat!!

Nikki. That was a vivid description!

I decided to take matters into my own hands when the culprint had left 10 inch skids marks in the toilet as well as peed all over the seat.

I went straight to my boss and ranted and badgered him into sending out a noticed. I then went and put up my own notices.

Can you tell that I was livid!

ROFL!

Roffle!!!

have just been to toilets again to discover pee covered loos (i wonder what the cleaners actually do in there foe 20mins every hour or so??)

and due to my pregnancy related craving of feeling cold water run down the back of my throat(and getting through 3 or more litres a day) and being pregnant im having to use the loo a loot so prob notice the disgustingness more than others at work

i would dream of leaving blood on the loo, its soo gross [bleurgh]

ROFLMHO

Well I am scientist and can estimate these things

Oooh...I'm a lapsed scientist! DH works in a lab though....toilets are minging there! One fat porker bloke actually got crap on the seat

eurgh - speak to your Health and Safety department about this unsanitary situation.

I work in H&S and we had a massive thing a few years ago about cultural differences when it comes to toilet behaviour!

Loads of people laughed until they realised we were serious!

I was in Malaga in March. I was coming up from a subway, and on every step of the final flight there was a fat, grey human turd ... with a farking palm leaf on the top of each, like a little bloody (I'm so pleased with myself) flag.

It was rank.

I couldnt tell you the amount of times ive been to the loo at work and the last person has not flushed the loo! (after a poo!)I agree if someone leaves the toilet in that sort of state theyre hardly likely to wash there hands when they leave! I work in a GPS Surgery too!!!

An aside; why is it that on exiting any kind of public loo area, you ALWAYS have to pull the main door thus touching the filthy handle, rather than push it, which you could do with an elbow ? There's 2 way traffic, so why not spare those of us who have washed our hands from having to do this ?

It is amazing at how filthey some women are. We have someone in our building who does a huge smelly dump every day and leasves skiddies and the most awful smell - so bad it pervades into the corridor. Purlease!

As a Saturday gal years ago I worked in a well known kiddies retailer, which had a baby change room and a separate toilet.

One day, a lady sidled up to me to say her mother had just had an..ahem..accident. On approaching said toilet, the smell was so strong it made my colleague run up the stairs gagging. We daredn't go in after that, so the boss rolled up his sleeves and investigated. I bravely held open the door (I'd do anything for £1.97 an hour in those days) and witnessed the poo carnage in front of our disbelieving eyes. The sh*t had literally hit the fan - it exploded so quickly out of her arse, it had ricocheted out of the pan, onto the walls and onto the ceiling. The boss turned to me with a straight face and said "have you got a brolly?".

(BTW YANBU)

Re the period blood - I bet it was a mooncup wearer!

Am I the only person who doesn't find period blood gross, certainly not as gross as piss anyway?

You think girls toilets are bad - you should see the boys.

A lot of blokes wee with the seat down to test their aim - so wee all over the seat. If they lift the seat its wee all over the top of the bowl.

Then you get the biggest turd in the world left floating for your attention.

And have I mentioned the gay graffiti?

ROFL Rgee!!! The grimmest thing ever!

Kerrymum - surely Hep and HIV are only transmittable if you have an open wound on your own hands when you touch the blood? And I thought the viruses died fairly soon after exposure to air anyway?

To the OP - that is rank!!! Bleugh! I work in a big City bank and it is truly disgusting what some of the loos contain when you walk in unsuspecting - I think some of these women are too up themselves to look behind them when they get up off the seat!

And this is why I'm too afraid to use a mooncup - I know I'd only spill the damn thing and have to spend the next half hour mopping up!

Has anyone ever been to the toilet in a german service station?? they are amazing! firstly everything has sensors so you dont actually have to touch them and second, when you flush, the toilet seat turns 90 degrees and the half that you just sat on gets cleaned!!

At my work the toilets get cleaned twice a day and inbetween cleans they are so gross - is it such a big deal to flush the toilet?? - i have started taking my dettol antibac wipes in my bag and giving the seat a rub beforehand!! and these are the ladies - would hate to see the men's

sarz, I am so sad, I always flush teh loo and watch while it cleans itself, and wish that our loo at home did that!

however those loos cost 50c a go, and the grotty ones in the parking stops are free, so I am trying to organise myself to use only those now

"By Desiderata on Wed 20-Jun-07 17:17:49

I was in Malaga in March. I was coming up from a subway, and on every step of the final flight there was a fat, grey human turd ... with a farking palm leaf on the top of each, like a little bloody (I'm so pleased with myself) flag. "

How did you know it was human poo ?

nightynight: I also watch them! and i am more than wiilling to pay the 50c to use them, just for the joy i get watching them!!!!

I am going to india for 6 weeks later this year, then i will be coming back on here with the grossest toilet stories!!