Time to fess up... Who is your ultimate secret crush.

[Ragevibration]

And it has to be incredibly embarrassing or else it's no fun.

Nobody in real life knows mine...

Victor McDade from Still Game

AIBU to ask who your (very) guilty crush is!!!

Jason Mamoa

Jason Mamoa isn't embarrassing!!!!! He's a god!!!!

John Malkovich (the way he pronounces words makes me go a bit funny! Especially in Man In The Iron Mask).

Or Geoffrey Rush. I think I have a thing for old guys!!!

Dirty, skinny, lithe, ugly, wirey types...

Stephen Tyler from Aerosmith 
Iggy Pop 
Bruce Springsteen when he was young 
Lead singer of The Darkness in spandex catsuit 

And then on the complete opposite scale I got very excited by the Lawyer role John Goodman played in Black Earth Rising. Not him, but the character.

Gene Hunt too.

And I have very naughty thoughts about Peter Dinklage in GOT. Filthy, actually.

Jack Whitehall !

Rab C Nesbitt

Gene Hunt for me too! Only the character, not the actor.

David Jason as Jack Frost
Kevin Whately as Lewis
Peter Falk as Columbo
Kris Marshall in Death in Paradiserror
David Suchet as Poirot

Definitely got a detective thing going on.

Ooh, I like James Dean Bradfield from the Manics. Hugh Laurie is quite sexy too...

Ooh and Clive Mantle is v lovely too! He always makes me feel funny! 💖😜

Alan Rickman
John Thaw
Robbie Coltrane

Michael portllio

And someone up thread mentioned George Osborne, never thought of him that way when he was in government but now I would

Think I have a secret thing for former Tory arsehole cabinet ministers.

Alan Rickman
Chris Packham
Yum!

Jim Parsons, who plays Sheldon in The Big Bang Theory. I like tall men with dark hair and blue eyes and he fits the bill perfectly!

And Drs Chris and Xander Van Tulliken from Operation Ouch on cbbc.

Martin Clunes in his men behaving badly days....those lips!

James May

David Mitchell

Rain, from Ninja Assassin.

Robert Downey Jr

Louis Theroux

Peter Kaye

Raymond van Barneveld (darts)

Lord Tumble...

Jason Momoa is sex on legs??!!

My DH always takes the mickey out of me for my first two embarrassing crushes!
Frank Burnside in the Bill
Boon (Michael Elphick RIP)
John Malkovich in Con Air
Mark Strong
And - for the past 11 years - Peter Doherty...except this is more of an obsession than a crush...having seen him 15 times and love everything he does!

Dick solomon from 3rd rock from the sun fuck knows why but I would

Everyone from the Tudor/Victorian/Edwardian Farm series... including Ruth (I dunno, I’m supposedly straight but there you go) - love that they’re knowledgable and not scared of getting stuck in - but mainly all that period dress is just so swoonsome. I mean I’m not having a go about how they look but it’s meant to be educational and I barely register what they’re saying because of all the rolled up sleeves and forearms on show 🙈

Let’s just say I have a terrible time trying to not gawp and blush at all the staff in Victorian clothing whenever I go to Beamish museum.

I just thought of a more inappropriate one: Eminem. Oops.