Time to fess up... Who is your ultimate secret crush.

[Ragevibration]

And it has to be incredibly embarrassing or else it's no fun.

Nobody in real life knows mine...

Victor McDade from Still Game

AIBU to ask who your (very) guilty crush is!!!

Dara O'Briain

Derren Brown

Noel Fielding (and I had an absolutely filthy dream about him last night!!)

7days yy to the bloke from horrible histories

I must admit Jeremy Kyle does have something

Mr Bloom he's all sexy when he tucks his thumbs in his belt

Same as a pp. Lord tumble. And mr bloom. Damn you cbeebies!!

Also Stephen Dillane, but as Stannis Baratheon (Games of Thrones)

Lord Tumble coming out on top here (ahem)

Phil Spencer

Russel Howard
David Beckham 🙈

Stephen Mangan from Green Wing.

Troy the magician (ok 30 years younger than me but lovely)

Lolling at a pp trying to attempt a threesome with Warwick Davies and Greg Davies.

I'd forgotten about Adam Richman, yum yum.

Ben Mendelsohn. He just screams danger. And "fantastic shag".

Ragevibration

I too share the Victor McDade love 🙈 but weirdly not Greg Hemphill! I googled him and it turns out he wears brown contacts as Victor, which for some reason, to my mind, totally changes his looks (as opposed to the wrinkly make up and grey moustache apparently!). Also he’s grumpy and sarky, which to me is hot at any age 🤗

I’d like to say it’s a one-off, but I too can see the Naveed thing, and, maybe worse... TAM 😂 maybe I like them stingy and grasping too!! I bet my DH has no idea when we sit down with a bit of dinner and a few episodes of Still Game, I’m getting all hot and bothered over my sausage and mash!!

I draw the line at Winston and Jack though.

Watching a lot of CBeebies at the moment so I’m throwing in Line from Swashbuckle (but not Cook... sorry Cook!), I can see the Lord Tumble thing a bit too, it’s definitely just him and not bloody Granddad Tumble and Fisherman Tumble etc... urgh!

Fredathetortoise yes it was Clive Mantle 

Brendan Rodgers

Victor McDade!  i thought it was just me!

Toadie from neighbours (even in his younger days)

Oh God I have a RL terrifying crush on a person two streets away which has had me walking past his house more often than is strictly necessary and strategically friending people who are FB friends of his. Literally the only positive thing about it is that I have managed not to tell a single soul who it is. I think objectively he is probably a bit of an arse. I am fading away for lack of him though. A bit worried about him, he keeps tweeting at 3am and I wonder why he's not sleeping, could he be depressed? more likely a girlfriend in another time zone [pine]

Nicky Wire circa 1995....
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Jeffrey Dean Morgan?! As if he's embarrassing!

Totally crush worthy

Just googled Ben Mendelson

Oh yes please

Anton Lesser. It's the voice. Hmm, Anton Lesser is one of my more respectable crushes. But I agree that it's a lot to do with his voice (especially as Marcus Didius Falco).

Also Stephen Dillane, but as Stannis Baratheon (Games of Thrones) I've never watched GOT but I did find him rather appealing in that Churchill film.

Ian Hislop

Very large crush on Roger Taylor from Queen since the early nineties but to be fair, he was bloody gorgeous.

Also Tony Soprano and Gene Hunt.