Time to fess up... Who is your ultimate secret crush.

[Ragevibration]

And it has to be incredibly embarrassing or else it's no fun.

Nobody in real life knows mine...

Victor McDade from Still Game

AIBU to ask who your (very) guilty crush is!!!

Dr Ranj, Nish, and I'm straight but Magdelen Berns

Sorry missed the part about it needing to be really embarrassing I don't think any of mine are really

Bryan Cranston

Ah shit, right, I know he's not a nice person, and I don't like him but I get all flustered over Bill Clinton.

I think it's the saxophone.

Simon Cowell 😓

Simon Reeve
Greg Davies
Alan Davies

Nothing embarrassing about fancying Ross Kemp. My vagina gets all tingly when he's squaring up to drug lords and violent thugs.

Dev Patel.

Tim Allen.

Harry Styles, Justin Bieber, Steve Buscemi, Ted Cruz. There I said it.

Nick Clegg

Len Goodman 😶

Not so secret... Professor Alice Roberts. I have tickets to see her, though DS and OH are coming with me gatecrashing

Definitely agree with Louis Theroux and a big yes to Victoria Coren Mitchell! I real life it's my friend's husband. Not embarrassing but entirely inappropriate...

Oh and the worst one. Lil Wayne. Now back to denying I even know who he is

Steve Pemberton (League of Gents, Inside No 9 , Benidorm , Happy Valley, Whitechapel )....... see he's all-round talented with the most expressive eyes .

And Paul Hollywood but there's NO embarassment there !

ladamanera I know Johnny B, I’ll ask him for a signed kissed photo for you

Mine is Richard Gaisford from GMB, not really embarrassing as such but I haven’t told anyone in real life.
There’s just something about him, especially when he’s reporting from somewhere hot and he’s not wearing a tie and his top shirt buttons are undone and his hair is messy.
Brightens my mornings right up.

My not so secret crush was Alan Rickman but i wouldn't say no to
Jeffrey Dean Morgan www.bing.com/images/search?q=jeffrey+dean+morgan&FORM=AWIR

There are some extremely odd choices on here. Mick Hucknall!? Was that a joke?

Andrew from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

In my head I have completely rewritten series 6 and 7 of Buffy to make it a love story about me and Andrew.

David Cameron. I know he resembles Iggle Piggle, but I still melt a little at the thought of him.

I used to fancy Ed Miliband too, so maybe I just have a thing for politicians.

Larry Lamb

Jeffery Dean Morgan

Anton Lesser. It's the voice.

In addition to my earlier contribution of Mickey Flannigan - Dick Strawbridge also does weird, inexplicable things to me...

Yes yes to Alan Rickman.

And these two.