To ask you for your best knitting group names?

[Knitmewithyourrhythmsticks]

I’ve NC because I’m on here a lot and don’t want my new interestingly named group to out me

I’m looking at starting up a knitting/crochet/craft group that meets in a pub and hopefully gets their drink on whilst doing our sexy stitchy thing.

There are so, sooooo many excellent knitting puns as names for groups but I just can’t quite make anything work

Can any of you wonderful MNetters help please? Rude/innuendo/sweary names all welcome!

Please please please not the dreadful 'stitch and bitch'.

How about 'balls and banter'? Mind you that's not much better, sounds like something from the 'Dave' channel!

No Duggee I definitely am not keen on Stitch n Bitch. I quite like Balls and Banter but fear I may put off the actual women I would quite like to recruit as they may assume it’s some kind of LADS group

Knit and natter seems to be popular

Pints and Purls

Sipping and Stitching

The Woolpack

Chronicles of Yarnia.

(Teenage me wanted to open a wool store and call it this)

Knit today, Satan!

Sip one Knit one would be my choice.

Knit if you were the last junkie on Earth.

Knit Happens.

I like The Woolpack! Thanks Woollyback

I just want something that’s a bit less obvious than the usual Knit and Natter (not that there’s anything wrong with that but I’m not quite 30 and in my area Knit and Natter tends to be in a library on a Monday afternoon for the 80+ crowd. I love my grandma dearly, I even love to have a few wines with her but I’m not quite fully there on spending all my time with her friendship group longest brackets ever )

Knitwits.

The Happy Hookers was a name for a crochet group I once saw in the states 😂.

Chronicles of Yarnia brilliant!!

Also very much enjoying Knit Today, Satan and Knit Happens

More please! I can never have too many knit puns in my life

I run a "craft and quaff". Bring your portable craft and drink beer (or the beverage of your choice). We share the pub with a group of adult Lego builders :-)

We have a local one called 'Wild Woolly Women' I'm not a knitter but I like that

Liquor knitters

City Clickers

Spinning a yarn
In stitches
Knotty Gritty
Close-knit friends
In the loop
Patterns and slatterns
I like the woolpak though...

Gin and toknit

There's a poster on here called Knit Fast Die Warm, which is an excellent name. Maybe not suitable for a group, but I just had to mention it!

String theory

Free Woolly. Said in a Scottish brogue ofc.

Yarn and yatter?

This is making me want to start up a knitting group - and I can't even knit.

Knit and natter