Having some nob tailgating me, then as he goes to overtake, SPEEDING UP to stop him, and watching him fall back behind me (where he belongs!) 😈
Seeing people overtake 20 cars in about 5 minutes (in a desperate rush to be in front of everyone,) and then meeting them at a traffic island 10 miles up the road.... Then feeling the sense of glee and satisfaction, when you realise for all his rubber-burning, wasting petrol, and extra wear and tear on his car; that he never got any further than the people he overtook 10 miles back.
Having some twat knock me out of the way to beat me to the shortest queue in a supermarket, (resulting in me joining the one next to them as they have 90 items in their trolley!) and then ME getting served before them.
(Ditto for McDonalds!)
Pulling weeds up by the roots is very satisfying though, as is popping a zit or a boil.
Having a massive poo.
Pulling all the hair out of my hairbrush.
New stationary. Yum yum!
Popping bubble wrap.
Tweezing hairs
Throwing something into a bin and getting it in first time.
Pulling nail polish off a nail - all in one go.
Rawking up my nose (when it's dry,) and pulling out crusty bogies.
Putting a shit load of washing out - like 3 loads - and after 6 hours in the sun, it's 100% dry, and smells divine! 
I do get a thrill out of seeing the bulbs (and also seeds) that I planted, turning into beautiful flowers, but I don't think that's an odd thing to like really is it? 
Also love the feeling when you take off in a plane, and also when you go over a big (smooth) bump in a road (like over a canal or stream,) a bit like being on a roller coaster.
I also love discovering a fantastic new series of something, (on netflix or amazon or catchup on demand) and getting immersed into it, and binge watching it, like 3 or 4 a day.
Also love HUGE thunderstorms.
And I love stroking and fussing my purring kitties... 
Watching 20 or 30 two pence pieces fall off the edge, on the 'tipping point' machines in the arcades.
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Pressing the button on the vacuum cleaner and watching the cord whizz back in. Still seems like witchcraft to me.
This is pretty cool. Ditto the metal measuring tape... Pulling out 3 or 4 feet, and then pressing that little button, and swwwoooooooosh! 