Is this acceptable or should I do time for murder?

[Busyworkingbee]

Been at work all day and OH has been home.
I usually cook but he asked if I wanted a jacket spud. To which I replied "yes please."

He shouts in..
Do you want mayo? Yes
Do you want cheese? Yes

5 minutes later he handed it to me.
Jacket spud with a tin of tuna slapped on top, and I mean straight from the tin, still the shape of the tin. A few sprinklings of cheese on top and mayo squirted on top. The worst bit is there was no butter on my spud at all!

I was speechless!
He doesn't cook so didn't want to hurt his feelings, but surely this form of spud is a known abomination

Beans are an abomination. Off with your head

The buzz kills our out in force today. Whole heap of you have sticks up your arses today.
You really will use any excuse to tear people apart.

Op ignore the fun saps and plot some sort of starchy carbohydrate based revenge.
That's what I would do.
Or I would just wait until he got in the shower and throw wet tissue at him.
I'm very good at adulting

I love baked beans... And cottage cheese. And Brussels sprouts. Yum.

Brussels....yes!!!

Cottage cheese i don't mind. Beans are just boik...for years bean juice used to gip me right out. To the point i had to wear gloves to open a tin 🙄

You see, to me this meal just sounds flat out bad rather than ‘minor thing done differently’ like cheese before beans or whatever. And then there are the ‘lol men whaddatheylike’ responses which get people’s backs up. If op was like - then I put petrol in his diesel car lol I never usually fill it up you see - ppl would prob think it was stupid and how could she not have noticed.

So you don't experience that warm fuzzy feeling when you are eating your beans and suddenly a sausage pokes out.... truly a magical time to be alive

But I mean by all means if it’s funny to you what can anybody say - I’m just glad I don’t have to be in a relationship with someone like that.

Lol sounds absolutely disgusting

Ltb that's A crime against spuds

@changedforpost I’d be upset if a sausage popped out during my dinner. It would put me right off my food!

Changedforpost eeeeew 😂

Personally i'm glad i'm in a relationship with someone i can banter with about stupid things like crap food.
I did once put petrol in dps diesel car...because i don't usually drive his & mine is petrol. He laughed his face off then dealt with it.

poodle. Sniggering here more than I should be...

Oh super, another professionally incompetent male

Why can't a grown man cook a jacket potato?

Pathetic

Lightheartedness,laughter and generally having fun is my favourite bit about my relationship. Can't understand why anyone has took this thread so seriously. I think you all need to relax a bit.
Love to see your faces if I told you half the stuff my and my dp get up to

I do all the cooking at home but DP can still do it fairly well if need be ... and we've been together since 18yo...

I know grown women who can't either. One is a nuclear scientist (so I would have assumes could work a microwave).

Padparad I can't do housework. I just can't. DH can't do childcare. He just can't. So we each have our own jobs.

I know several woman who can't cook. Maybe they are lazy men in disguise 😱

Fekko do people actually microwave potatoes... now I would leave a man for that sort of sacrilege

Oven baked potatoes take waaay too long!!! Micro zap all the way.
Same with scrambled egg...why faff about with a pan on the hob when you can jug it in the microwave!!!

OP, I get it. It made me laugh. My husband once asked me to chop broccoli. Fortunately I didn’t ltb and we’re happy 10 years on and he looks after me in many ways. (And has now learned how to chop broccoli)

Asked me how to chop broccoli

I don't even own a microwave. Seriously feel like I'm missing out on lots of nuclear treats.