Some of the remarks from Comic Relief interview where Ali G interviews David and Victoria Beckham:
Ali: Now Beckham, does you reckon the better the footballer you is, the fitter the girl you go out with?
B: Yes!
Ali: You is the best at football, ya know. So you get Posh. So does Sporty Spice go out with someone from Scunthorpe United?
V: Oi! That's my friend and she's lovely
**
Ali: Is you hoping to put on more weight, I mean obviously you don't want to go as far as Sporty Spice.
V: I think my friend looks lovely and I think it's a shame how nowadays people do judge you so much by how much you weigh and what you look like. Any woman knows women's weight goes up and down?
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Ali: (To Victoria) Now seriously now, me heard you recently had a disease of the head call Mingingitus.
V: I had viral meningitis
Ali: That is well bad, so did Sporty catch the Mingingitus? I heard she got it well bad. I heard she got a bad case of it.
V: Nobody else got meningitis, only me.
Even as a child I hated that and Sporty was my least favourite (I was obsessed with Spice Girls and watched them in everything!) and have never liked Sacha Baren Cohen since!
She is also the best singer from the group and whilst this couldn’t be described as world class I have always liked this duet from Mel C and Emma: