AIBU?

[nowayishere]

NC (name changed as I don't want this to be outing)

A rhythmless man at church has said he wants to put on a concert to raise some money for shoeless orphans. We shall call him A.

A said to B that they have money to help. B said that the last concert raised some issues but would support them none the less.

C said she didn't want to be forgotten.

Who is BU?

I think the orphans have given up and gone to Clarkes.

I think I've got it. So B is the vicar, A is the vicar's rhythmless husband, C is the organist and you are the person in charge of the church flowers (and the wine). You blend into the background and so can hear all the conversations and arguments without being noticed. No wonder C doesn't want to be forgotten. She was left in the organist's pulpit for three days after the last concert with nothing but a stranded African drummer to keep her company. I think the vicar had better order some more wine for Sunday's service. Something tells me the supplies have been seriously depleted today.

I've got some shoes i could donate, or a bottle for the raffle?

@MNHQ please move this to Classics. It’s the best thread I’ve read in ages

At my church members of the congregation donated items like homemade goodies or services like if they had a business (hairdresser, pest control etc,) or homemade hampers then held a silent auction for the donated items.

Leigh - pest control ???? Are you trying to get rid of our bats ?

Been on MN for years and this is the first time I've actually laughed.

I only smiled at 'He ate the fucking fatball'.

But seriously OP I think this is a safeguarding situation, have A B&C been DBS checked? I'm concerned about the orphans.

Nooooo! Save Our Bats!

If I ever open a nightclub I’m calling it “The Rhythmless Man”

We don't actually get to meet the orphans. I think it's nice to want to help people.
There are no bat's in our church. It's not that old.

Is the OP B and is this about her husband embarrassing himself?

No bats ??? But C was so looking forward to being on bat poo duty - no wonder she feels left out poor woman.

My dh doesn't go to church.
A has a good heart but will often get ahead of himself in terms of ideas.

I feel like we need to do a kickstarter for new orphans, they all ran away with my shoes

Eh?

@oddcat. This isn't buffy.

Eh isn't involved, I don't think, only A,B,C, some orphans and a bat

Is Buffy C?

Goldilocks if you think we're going to do crowdfunding to replace your stolen shoes , you've got another think coming . Can't you see we've got enough on our plates ?

Was A T-rexing? This gets my goat.

And X, Z, Sharon, Angela Hernandez and an Elderly Korean Lady.

She say waah

Mornington Crescent!

Damn ACats! Beaten again!

that's numberwang!