AIBU?

[nowayishere]

NC (name changed as I don't want this to be outing)

A rhythmless man at church has said he wants to put on a concert to raise some money for shoeless orphans. We shall call him A.

A said to B that they have money to help. B said that the last concert raised some issues but would support them none the less.

C said she didn't want to be forgotten.

Who is BU?

OP - I'm so sorry that you're getting such a hard time on this thread.

What you need to do is log it with 101 (remember to tell them that you have a diagram).

Once you've done that take advantage of a 30 minute free consultation with any solicitor and then, finally, LTB.

You have no other options

I feel like you're not taking this seriously at all

OP I think you are underestimating yoir audience. This appears to be a very serious thread indeed.

But as A has the money why don't they just give the money to the orphans ? That way it saves all this messing about with a concert nobody is really bothered about, no one will fall out. You won't have to NC and worry about outing, or explain in diagrams and it's happy days for everyone !!

OP, do you live in Dibley?

Not sure why someone hot so angry about nits part way through this. Youd assume at a church function people’s heads would not be that close!

C needs a spa day. Or a cleaner.

I feel like you're not taking this seriously at all.

Whatever gave you that idea? Do you think you might be a bit paranoid?

What a ridiculous idea MagicMonster do you want to be responsible for the orphans catching galloping athletes foot from second hand shoes , tsk.

I was having a bad day! Thanks for the read..

OP I hope you get this conundrum sorted xx

Hecky do bats bite organs? I'll keep DH and the DSs away from them then!

Apparently A’s massive organ was due to a revenge bat bite 🦇

Is a conundrum a massive organ? Sounds like it.

OP do the bats look like this?

Hmm, good point oddcat. Maybe C can busy him or herself spraying each shoe with some kind of anti fungal spray? Maybe themselves useful for once in their life.

I feel the concert would only be a success if Tomas could be persuaded to pop across from Poland to make good on the things he pretty much promised in a thread a few weeks back.

That would excite much sponsorship and interest.

Spiderlight I'm done 😂😂😂

I think you should ask MNHQ to put a trigger warning in the title:

batshit crazy

@MNHQ

Please can you take this post down. All I did is ask for help.

@Fridayfun

"Glad you name changed. All that detail makes it incredibly identifying."

I completely agree.

Wait did we find out if the OP is Z?

A is definitely BU.

I can’t explain why but I’m sure he is. I’m as sure as anything else on this post. HTH.

@MNHQ please don't , this thread could help someone else in a similar position, there's so much good advice , it'd be a shame to lose it.

I think A was in the fly space and taking up the fly seat with the luggage and this pissed off C. Could I be right OP?

This should definitely stay up. For the orphans. Why is no one thinking of the orphans?

@nowayishere

It would probably be better to just do a silent auction for donations.

Oddcat