AIBU?

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NC (name changed as I don't want this to be outing)

A rhythmless man at church has said he wants to put on a concert to raise some money for shoeless orphans. We shall call him A.

A said to B that they have money to help. B said that the last concert raised some issues but would support them none the less.

C said she didn't want to be forgotten.

Who is BU?

Oh hotsauce you are so saucy!!!

Really bloody enjoying this trippy thread ✌🏻😅 May it never be deleted!

Dear God how did I miss this?

Hello again @war!

Eh? What have I missed...?

May I just ask, does A work in a school? Because he sounds just like our DHT (especially the tambourine part)!

Well that's 20 minutes of my life I'll never get back
(I didn't read every comment if I'm being completely honest)

@ChateauRouge no, he is a SAHP and an artist.

Do these posts remind anyone else of erstwhile poster GabbyLoggon? Would post totally bonkers stuff about Gabby Logan and Kew Gardens.

Please let it stay.

Tenor refers to the males vocal range.

Not always. I am female, I do occasionally need a tenalady due to a spot of post-childbirth wear and tear on the undercarriage, and I sing tenor in my choir as the alto range often goes too high for me but I have no trouble with the lower notes of the tenor range.

This thread is wonderfully entertaining. There are no grounds for it to be deleted. Mnhq don't delete threads without good cause.

I haven't read every post in detail but I have read every post from the OP and a general selection of the responses. it wasn't until about 400 posts into the thread that any glimmer of what the original situation might be about began to be apparent so it's not surprising that people had trouble taking it seriously.

@Magicmonster TOMS Shoes, match every pair of shoes purchased with a pair of new shoes for a child in need.

I'm not sure if the kids are orphans or if A, B or C would approve of the footware, but they help the kids and they're washable in the event of another unfortunate wetting incident

inquiquotiokixul you must have a wonderfully deep voice. I'd love to hear it.

Actual tears running down my face here.

Many Wurlitzer are missing from my database

But who was C ?

I last recall it getting rinsed but it might have been left on the massive organ

@Leeds2

Under gdpr we all have the right to be forgotten, don't let c set a dangerous precedent.

I was going to lock Cs details away in filing cabinet in locked room to
Comply with gdpr. Hope that’s ok. 😬

I've only got as far as the diagram, but it's massively outing! I'm at that church too. The arrows showing married couple A and B alternating at the pulpit, the chair next to the organ for C- massively outing. I'm not C either.

picklemepopcorn nobody is alternating at the pulpit. It's a music stand.

Also, the pulpit is further back. It wasn't necessary for it to be in the diagram.

@Goatscheeseonmyknees are you really in fact the OP?