AIBU?

[nowayishere]

NC (name changed as I don't want this to be outing)

A rhythmless man at church has said he wants to put on a concert to raise some money for shoeless orphans. We shall call him A.

A said to B that they have money to help. B said that the last concert raised some issues but would support them none the less.

C said she didn't want to be forgotten.

Who is BU?

I’ll decorate the church using recycled materials and items from the lost and found box.
We can make this great really really great.

Thanks for the update OP...

So C pissed herself after a fantastic but nerve-wracking solo. Let's face it, it happens to the best of us.

Then B and A had a right old jolly about it with some African drummers, who incidentally were banging away on the drums so loud that nobody wanted to donate. Presumably the smell of piss put them off too.

C sat at the back while B had a laugh about the whole bladder-opening scenario. None of them are much good at the old music, but one of them thinks they should be on the telly.

I swear you couldn't make this up. You're right there OP. I literally wouldn't know where to start 😂.

Now, what was the question again?

I am absolutely going to have a shoe sort through and find somewhere to donate them to. A, B, C and of course OP’s hard work will not be in vain.

Mrs you're a ledge! 😂😂😂

Oh dear, it wasn’t a riddle after all! More piddle than riddle!

How many are in the orchestra/African drum group?
Ask each of them if they would donate £10 not to have to give up an evening for this debacle, and you will probably raise more money than last year.

Blimey. Think I just snapped and farted there...and woke up in a parallel universe. (NC in case too identifying btw 😕)

😂😂😂

OP I can’t believe your pretending you don’t know who I am- after I leant you my emergency penis beaker as well. Well that’s the last time I do the flowers for the bi-annual swingers gathering. You can arrange your own lily in future.

Feefee are you B?

Nono phil I’m D

Ah, that makes perfect sense.

So if you’re D then I must be Angela Hernandez....

No, @FenellaMaxwellsPony - I'm Angela Hernandez. You're Spartacus.

I’ve always wanted to meet Spartacus. Can you play the tubular bells?

I can. I hit them with my rhythm stick.

I can shake my groove thing, should the occasion require it?

I so want to go to this church service. And that’s not a sentence I’ve ever said in my life.

MNHQ

Please can you delete this thread?
Thanks!

Oh please no! I missed this thread first time round and it looks like a possible Classics nomination. Please let me read it fully before any deletion!

(Also OP, possible name change fail?)

@MNHQ no - please keep this thread. This is a Classics for sure

eggplant I don't see why it should be a classic (whatever that means!) I never really got the bottom of the problem and the have encountered some other issues which I would like to dicuss.
You're right on the name fail. Should read 'one'.

Fridaydreamer
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