My ideal year: February, March, April, May, June, July, September, October, December.
February just scrapes in purely because it is short, the crocuses and snowdrops give hope and there is actually some evidence of a thing called daylight around a 9-5 working day by the end of the month.
August is an odd month. Generally dull and dampish. Rarely actually summery. September is often nicer.
November and January can just fuck off to the far side of fuck and keep going. Cold as in chilling your bones, muddy, wet, grey, dark. They rarely have the fantasy crisp days bollocks that people fantasise over. A winter of December and February would be plenty enough darkness and frost to make spring worth lusting over.
I love spring. Shame we didn't get one this year. By the time the daffodils ventured out at the end of April, they quickly got cooked into oblivion.
I love the simplicity of good summer weather. Less faffing with layers of clothes. Simpler food with less cooking.
I like a good autumn. It can be stunningly beautiful as the leaves change and the light quality of low sun and a light mist. That's not guarenteed though and a soggy dull autumn of mucky squelchy leaves quickly gets tiresome.
Winter is far too long for its own good. Decent frosts are too rare as is the right kind of snow which comes deep enough for playing for a couple of days then quickly melts away. Permanently feeling cold despite being bulked up like the Michellin Man is a pain. Joints are stiff. Getting out to play and keep fit is uninspiring. No vitamin D.
The difference between winter lovers and summer lovers is that winter guarentees months of grotty cold winter that requires bulky jumpers, hot chocolate and log burners (which quickly lose their novelty), whereas frequently summer can be fairly indistinguishable from the rest of the year. Last year saw August to April with barely a ray of sunshine. If every year was like this anomalous year, the summer haters might actually have a point, but it's pretty galling when the weather finally gets above 20oC and the summer haters commence whinging immediately.
We were owed this summer as recompense for the bloody awful winter that limped on from last August to April!