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Original poster

If you were a 13 year old boy wanting to be a DJ, what would you call yourself?

56 replies

whattheactualfuckery · 09/08/2018 20:39

Posting for traffic, not an AIBU.
My 13 year old ds needs a DJ name. Can you help by making suggestions?

OP posts:
Ivorbig1 · 09/08/2018 20:42

Optimistic. Best of luck.

FourFriedChickensDryWhiteToast · 09/08/2018 20:43

Dr Defrost

Aquamarine1029 · 09/08/2018 20:44

DJ Nova.

Nova is Galician for young/youngster.

HaveSomeGrace · 09/08/2018 20:45

DJ One-Three

ScreamingValenta · 09/08/2018 20:45

Professor Sound

Buzzlightyearsbumchin · 09/08/2018 20:48

DJ dab

DJ fleek

DJ floss

DJ hashtag

Those are all the modern words I know Grin

MrsTerryPratchett · 09/08/2018 20:50

Interviewer in 2025: So how did you get your DJ name DJ Penis Beaker Naice Ham McBiscuit?

DJ Penis Beaker Naice Ham McBiscuit: My Mum askedMumsnet.

Original poster
whattheactualfuckery · 09/08/2018 20:50

Excellent!

OP posts:
TrippingTheVelvet · 09/08/2018 20:51

I would show your DS MrsPratchett's comment Grin

RhythmStix · 09/08/2018 20:53

Wannabe D.

backaftera2yearbreak · 09/08/2018 20:53

Teen J

AveAtqueVale · 09/08/2018 20:55

DJ McDJFace

Glumglowworm · 09/08/2018 20:56

I think he would do better asking his target market which presumably is teenagers, not mumsnet. Plus what kind of cool DJ uses a name his mum picked?!

LineRunner · 09/08/2018 20:59

DJ Talonz

KeepServingTheDrinks · 09/08/2018 20:59

Continuing MrsTerry's excellent theme

DJ snapped and farted

DJ shart goblin

FatToni · 09/08/2018 20:59

My 8 year old suggests DJ Fortnite...definitely current with most boys that age x

FrayedHem · 09/08/2018 21:01

DJ McDJface v good Grin

DJ R Hartley
DJ YANBU-YABU
DJ MN-NOT-NM (don't think eminem will like this though)

The Cheeky-Faced MC

Original poster
whattheactualfuckery · 09/08/2018 21:07

His dd, db & dc are all DJ's. So we're just throwing ideas around, thanks for the sensible, funny and stupid input

OP posts:
Moody123 · 09/08/2018 21:08

DJ Tastic

2up2manydown · 09/08/2018 21:10

DJ rocking tunes
DJ cool beatz
DJ cocklodger

Foslady · 09/08/2018 21:12

D J Acket?!

TrippingTheVelvet · 09/08/2018 21:12

This would be the best MN day ever if you used DJ Shart Goblin! Do it OP! Call him Shart Goblin and make my day!!

CheekyRedhead · 09/08/2018 21:54

What's wrong with his actual name? Lots of world class djs use their own name. Some dj names are so cringey. Just a gimmick that can date.
If he's any good it doesn't matter what he is called

FrayedHem · 09/08/2018 22:33

DJ Fred Zappa
DJ Logged wiv 101
DJ Trollin'

MrBloomsLeftVeg · 09/08/2018 22:35

Balons

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