If you were a 13 year old boy wanting to be a DJ, what would you call yourself?

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My 13 year old ds needs a DJ name. Can you help by making suggestions?

This thread just made me think "Kevin"

You are not my fellow dj.

Not Pete Tong.

He once offered to buy me a drink and I thought he must be winding me up.

Plus ca change.

DJ Logged wiv 101

Cancel the cheque bruv, innit?

MC shut up (mum I'm 13 and know basically everything about life!)

Maybe too Avant Garde

My brother is currently number 30(something) in the Trance Chart,

His advice would be, don't use DJ in the name.
Choose something relevant to the sound he identifies most with,

Single words work best,

Frequency
Synth
Reverb etc etc

Beware of awful mis-spellings, they will age horribly.

Aw I'm too late with Balonz!

Bing? After that irritating wee shite on cbeebies.
Or Fallen Boy. That's my real suggestion.

Orion
Fewture
Yung insert name here or nickname
Juiced
DJ Yeet

Can’t believe no one suggested DJ LTB!

Avid
Starrider
Shaman
Minor

Casper

Clubba Word
Escrick Bassenthwaite
Quebits
Kwark
Midnight Rider
Play Guevara
Don Casterrovers
Brace
Vertex
Filbert

DJ LTB
DJ LDC (remember that?)
Actually, DJ Drizzle? no, that sounds shit.

oh very slow crosspost

DJ EZ
DJ XCX
DJ @AK

DJ Shart Goblin is a fave after a previous thread...

Although years ago my DS thought DJ Crack (fuck knows, some New York thing), was DJ Quack, and that's lasted many years.... 🦆🦆🦆🦆

DJ Jazzy Trevor?
Particle Master?
ThE GuArdiAn?

DJ Teat Pong

DJ R-S WA (ar ess waa)

It stands for Rock Solid With Attitude.

yellowspottedwellies

My brother is currently number 30(something) in the Trance Chart,

His advice would be, don't use DJ in the name
Choose something relevant to the sound he identifies most with

Single words work best,

Frequency
Synth
Reverb etc etc

Beware of awful mis-spellings, they will age horribly.

I agree with all the above other than the brother bit

Frayed hem - DJ R Hartley is hilarious. I loved that advert.

How about:

Dz Nutz;
Bofa Dz Nutz

violets17 I'm glad someone got it. I'd send you a copy of Fly Fishing but you know how hard those are to get

ooh there's another DJ name,
DJ Fly Fishin'

DJ Resilient
DJ Entitled
DJ Disc Om Bob Ulated
DJ Push vs Wheel Chair Space

DJ read n run

How about 'heatwave'

DJ Ducks in a Row
DJ Hard Work
DJ Diagram
Cheeky Fecker
DJ Trollhunt
DJ Nightwatch
DJ DS
DJ Skidmarx

DJ Mansplain innit!