If you were a 13 year old boy wanting to be a DJ, what would you call yourself?

[whattheactualfuckery]

Posting for traffic, not an AIBU.
My 13 year old ds needs a DJ name. Can you help by making suggestions?

Mexican Housethief

Cancel the cheque

DJ Yoni

I love Fatboy Slim's name.

Something 'boy' would be great, in respect.

Crossfire Boy
Madboy
Beatboy

Erm.. some good ideas here, and then some not so good!

DJ

Or just use his nickname so Matty B or DJ Matty B

DJ NRG