Mumsnet iconic sentences?

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If someone stopped you in the street and asked you for an iconic sentence / word etc that makes you instantly think of MumsNet - what would it be??

Ps: posting in AIBU for traffic

So....

Your poor DD.
Are you me?
I have anxiety.
Narcissist.
Judgy pants.
(Not to be confused with) Big girl pants.
You could buy a bench.
Maui.

WATF

Whiney Tinker...(or Tiny Wanker)

Yoni...🤮

First time poster.. Long time lurker!...

Does she/he have dementia...churned out for anyone over the age of 45

Held tilt, rinse and repeat, tinkly laugh and pearl clutching

....your minge!

Regale me with your stories of...

And

Penetration Man!

Accidentally spray painted a pigeon

I find "did you mean to be so rude?" extremely empowering, even if I never ask that exact question.

Mitmoo

Red flags

"Ducks in a row" - Drives me fucking insane!

It’s should HAVE not should of...

Wendied.

This makes me stabby.

My husband is being horrible to me, comes home with lipstick on his collar, is financially abusive and appears to be sexting some woman.

MN: Do you think he might be depressed?

That's a safeguarding ishoo.

Minimize the whiff. Lol

Fanjo.

Never heard that one before I started posting here.

...although "fanjo" isn't a sentence!

You sound vile, OP.

I’ve never heard the word vile spoken in real life.

"LITERALLY twatted a spider"

I need to burn the house down, don’t I?

Following any sighting of a spider within 100ft of your property.