Mumsnet iconic sentences?

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If someone stopped you in the street and asked you for an iconic sentence / word etc that makes you instantly think of MumsNet - what would it be??

Ps: posting in AIBU for traffic

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Wolef

Boobing

You / he / she sound(s) entitled.

I'm Angela Hernandez

Wnaky baskets

Have you seen a school run dress?

Me! I have caught myself saying it on a couple of occasions mainly about the bastard ex

"do you have access to money?" usually trotted out by someone desperately trying to convince an op they're being hideously abused when the truth is they're just a bit narked because their Dh didn't lead the dishwasher properly.

Or the insufferably irritating "put it on a zero percent interest credit card" which will apparently instantly cure all the problems of those in desperate financial situations (who don't have the credit scores necessary to access 0% cc deals!).

You need to nip this in the bud usually said about a problem which has been ongoing for decades

Get a cleaner.

I'm FUMMING.

Get your ducks in a row.

UCM is that you?

Are we sure this poster is genuine?

'It's lush' I've only ever heard people say that on MN.

AIBU?

Never been to Wales, MissEliza? We say it all the time.

Is he always so controlling?

Just that really.

I am Canadian.

Omg I couldn’t breathe I laughed so hard!

Paul? Is that you?

Philodox I think you’ll find that I am Angela Hernandez.

I was using the phrase wnaky baskets only the other day IRL - I have quite forgotten what the less pejorative word for them is.

There is an elderly Korean lady in my garden.

£500? the ^most* I pay for that is -35p

DH has a specific niche hobby, can't say anymore as it would out me.

Anyonewhoknows 'UCM is that you' was hilarious. I'd forgotten about that thread. Is it in classics?

Wolef