Mumsnet iconic sentences?

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If someone stopped you in the street and asked you for an iconic sentence / word etc that makes you instantly think of MumsNet - what would it be??

Ps: posting in AIBU for traffic

HTH

(when the poster has been in no way helpful at all)

Maybe not iconic but first heard it here;

Not my circus, not my monkeys 🐒

Love it!

Tinkly laugh

THIS

Pearl clutching.

Penguin bollards.

Jesus wept!

"No. Just no."

Sorry for derailing this thread BUT.....

You should get counselling.

Have you looked at getting counselling.

Is that you, Sharon?

Are you getting any counselling?

Spoony fucker

You should try AA

Have you thought about counselling?

You should try CBT.

‘Oh do fuck off dear’

Haha re 'I snapped and farted'

My husband has beaten me up, smashed the whole gaff up, left with his tart who came to tell me I was overweight first, and now he has cleaned out the bank account and taken the dc.

Have you considered counselling?

Looking for a f* to give

What do you get out of the relationship

Vulva. I know it's the correct word, but I've never heard it IRL, except maybe by HCP. I call it my fanny.

There is cheap counselling available.

That would be "f*"

Could you not have googled before coming here?

If you google cheap counselling and your area, you will find cheap counselling.