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to wonder why my posts are nearly always ignored on MN?

999 replies

brizzledrizzle · 28/07/2018 09:47

Am I as invisible here as in real life? Grin

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HonkyWonkWoman · 06/08/2018 19:24

Mmmmmm! Nice Oxo!
Anyways, why are we still parked here outside this Wimpeys?
We're looking very suspicious!
Well, especially Schaden, cantering round the car park and whinnying!
Oh God! Here comes the blue and white car with the light on the top!
Act normal and nonchalant! at nice men!

gottastopeatingchocolate · 06/08/2018 19:43

I used to eat OXO cubes... Blush

Am I in the wrong Wimpy??

SchadenfreudePersonified · 06/08/2018 19:49

I don't know - a minor stack of the Fanny Gallops and everyone looks at me funny.

Would you like a rose? I got these from two very nice young men with shaven heads and orange robes. They were in the shopping centre.

dontcallmelen · 06/08/2018 19:49

Quick quick, bundle Schaden in the van & try n stop her whinnying.

HonkyWonkWoman · 06/08/2018 19:59

Throw that Afghan over her! We'll just pretend it's the dog whining in the back. at curious Bobbies!😂
We'd be the get out of here! Where's that fancy place of brizzles?
Let's lay low there for a while, whadaya think?

kirta · 06/08/2018 20:38

Hang on... I'll start the dub up. Just finishing my wimpy burger!

FuzzyCustard · 06/08/2018 21:00

Yes yes I'm here
#Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz? My friends all have campervans, I must make amends....

Budge up....are we en route to Brizzles fancypants house? Looks a great place for a festival!

brizzledrizzle · 06/08/2018 21:16

#Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz? My friends all have campervans, I must make amends....

Let me guess, you've been talking to Jesus all of your life.

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dontcallmelen · 06/08/2018 21:19

Yessssss festival at fancypant towers, Schaden can whinny to her hearts content, we can gaze at the stars & lick foil & waft around picking daisies for our hair.

TheRealHousewifeofCheshire · 06/08/2018 22:19

Even MN is ignoring me here www.mumsnet.com/Talk/thirty_days_only/3312751-Wedding-ring-dilema-show-me-yours

RayRayBidet · 06/08/2018 23:25

@autumnleaf1 thank you, you are just too too kind Flowers
@SchadenfreudePersonified so sorry, didn't mean to offend. I flounced off for a couple of days RL got in the way of Mumsnet thanks for the gifts please accept my humble grovelling apologies FlowersGin
So good to see the thread killers united as one. We should attempt a hostile takeover of AIBU, the rest of MN who ignored us will have to listen as we hold forth with our great wit and wisdom. Mwahahaha!
Let's see if this thread dies now that I have returned Grin

HonkyWonkWoman · 06/08/2018 23:48

Cheers for the Mothers Ruin RayRay! Hop in the back of the van! You comingCheshire?

brizzledrizzle · 07/08/2018 07:35

Yeah, move on MNTowers, we've got InvisibleFancyPants towers now.

All you all ready? The butlers and waiters are here and have cheese and pineapple on sticks all kinds of gourmet treats for you

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dontcallmelen · 07/08/2018 08:18

Yeahy let’s get bedded down at Fancypant towers, glad to see RayRay & Cheshire on board, definitely liking the sound of world domination of the boards

dontcallmelen · 07/08/2018 08:28

@TheReal Just seen your post Man you rock,being ignored by MNTowers just lick a couple of Oxo’s & a random passing elderly man, you will fit right in.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/08/2018 08:40

RayRay - you are forgiven - Real Life is a bugger!

You can have the tie-dye shirt I did it myself with rose petals and tea-bags.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 07/08/2018 08:42

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OY! Behave yourself Melen!!!

That's me wrapped in an Afghan. And those whiskers are real, so stop pulling on them! (Is not my fault I am a Hairy Lady)

FuzzyCustard · 07/08/2018 08:52

Morning all!

dontcallmelen · 07/08/2018 09:05

Looks round in wonder & awe at Fancypant towers, thinking Brizzle must be the Oxo Overlord, to afford all of this

HonkyWonkWoman · 07/08/2018 09:16

Oy! Schaden are these your Tibetan Monks from the Shopping centre?

dontcallmelen · 07/08/2018 09:21

😂😂

HonkyWonkWoman · 07/08/2018 09:28

Don't laugh melen! What are we going to do with them?
Shall we keep them? 😀
They seem pretty happy to be here .

RayRayBidet · 07/08/2018 09:44

@SchadenfreudePersonified
Thanks, tie dye is cool!
I've always tried to stay in touch with my megalomaniac side and I think world domination is definitely the way to go.
Ooh they might send Daniel Craig to seduce me to find out what our plans are. Doesn't matter what he does to me, I won't talk saying "oh James yes" does not count as talking

Somanymistakes · 07/08/2018 09:46

@BlindedByYourGrey
I've name changed more than once after an unanswered post!

You aren't alone.

HonkyWonkWoman · 07/08/2018 14:14

Fuzzy wakeup!!! We're here at Fancypants Towers, it's far-out and groovy man! Where's kirta, we need to start organizing this Festival, there's a hundred-million people on the way!

I'll give Rent-a-band a call..........