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to wonder why my posts are nearly always ignored on MN?

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brizzledrizzle · 28/07/2018 09:47

Am I as invisible here as in real life? Grin

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FuzzyCustard · 06/08/2018 09:14

Argh have I missed the bus? I'll meet you at Strensham. I'm the one in my best Laura Ashley maxi dress and floppy hat. With a basket of flowers and hair like Janis Joplin.

dontcallmelen · 06/08/2018 10:13

Ewww, I think those sleeping bags were stored with the Afghan coats a definite whiff of eau de dog about them.
@Fuzzy don’t worry you smell us, before you spot us.

autumnleaf1 · 06/08/2018 10:58

I haven't finished reading, but i just waned to say that the posts from @RayRayBidet on page 4 were very funny. I don't often actually laugh at mumsnet posts, but i liked those

Thinkingofausername1 · 06/08/2018 10:59

I only ever get two or three replies. It's not just you.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 06/08/2018 11:54

Bloody Hell Autumn - I missed RayRay's posts -

RayRay - Come back!

You can have my tie-dyed tee-shirt . . .

SchadenfreudePersonified · 06/08/2018 11:55

Oh, no I didn't- I offered her Gin.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 06/08/2018 11:56
Myimaginarycathasfleas · 06/08/2018 12:41

Fuzzy Strencham it is. After that Heaven knows. Are you bringing Schaden? Only she’s got the map.

dontcallmelen · 06/08/2018 13:12

Nodding sagely at acid induced memory loss, hoping we don’t end up in Morocco with a hookah pipe.

HonkyWonkWoman · 06/08/2018 13:48

. Urgh!
Are we there??????? Yet?
What's this stinky old dog doing on my head?
Ooooooo! Sorry! It's Schaden's Afghan!

brizzledrizzle · 06/08/2018 14:07

Fuzzy did you find them?

If not I'll meet you at my country pile
www.burtonmail.co.uk/news/local-news/millionaire-price-tag-boothorpe-hall-1857818

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SchadenfreudePersonified · 06/08/2018 14:39
brizzledrizzle · 06/08/2018 14:50

'Here be dragons' is Hong Kong - were you hoping to travel that far? Just it's a bit hot for Afghans.

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kirta · 06/08/2018 14:53

Right, we are at Strensham. Anyone for a wimpy?

dontcallmelen · 06/08/2018 15:06

Ooh yes please & a coke float

HappydaysArehere · 06/08/2018 15:11

Golly, just wondering how my “I’m On “ says no posts despite posting this morning. I too fear an invisable cloak but hey should I try robbing a bank? Perhaps not. Years of being honest have spoiled that one.[hmmm]

dontcallmelen · 06/08/2018 15:11

Oooh @brizzle fancy, I’m thinking ideal commune we could set up a nice ashram & chant a bit.

dontcallmelen · 06/08/2018 15:18

Aww Happydays we can see you, don’t go gettin yourself banged up join us on the road trip, we have a VW & Afghan coats & questionable snacks.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 06/08/2018 15:41

And don't forget these rather nice little bits of blotting paper with cartoon characters on them that just dissolve on your tongue and make you feel really . . . really . . . sort of . . . really . . . UNICORNS! LOOK UNICORNS!!!!

HonkyWonkWoman · 06/08/2018 15:58

Wimpies here we come! I've got "Special" cake for afters.
Are Schaden and Fuzzy here yet!
I'd better save them some!
Hey! Happy come over here with your weird cloak and chill man!

HonkyWonkWoman · 06/08/2018 16:00

Ah! Schaden's on cloud nine already.
She's galloping round, bless her!

dontcallmelen · 06/08/2018 16:28

Just hoping that unicorn, doesn’t take off on not sure we can explain to A&E what’s actually being going on here.

Myimaginarycathasfleas · 06/08/2018 17:20

Anyone seen my bag? The multicoloured woven one? Only I met a nice guy over there and I bought something for us. There it is, chuck it over Honky

Try this, someone. Am I mistaken or does this taste like OXO?

dontcallmelen · 06/08/2018 17:52

OXO 😂😂

kirta · 06/08/2018 18:33

Pass it over! I LOVE gravy!

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