AIBU to ask is there single woman on here?

[alphamale33]

That look to be wines and dine?

Greeting I come here from a Poland and today I look for hot date. Please I have 33 years and looks good! Big balance bank is mine aswell other thing big ;-)

Tomasz Wielka

@LottaHogs . God l can't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂

In for the deletion message.

But if not, well I am single, and like wines and dines. Maybe you're the man of my dreams TommyBoy. ❤️❤️

www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a35142/i-used-a-penis-weight-and-it-was-weird/

Penis weights for strong penis

FFS he has a wife. You should all be ashamed encouraging him!!!! Bloody vipers nest

My washing is darked on too. My life is unraveling

my dream man! over here Tomasz, pick me, pick me. I love big bank balance and silver Mercedes.

Oh no. Hope I'm not too late! He's not already taken???

@MissFitton Also if he could bring in all the shopping at once that would be great...

@wifeofTomasz LTB

@YoThePussy Tomasz might have the same fate as the MN Class Bear. I don't think he was ever found...

YoThePussy,

Baggsie me second then.
Tomasz we will have so much fun 😘

@wifeofTomasz how do we know you are for real?

Fantastic 😂😂

I want you @Tomasz

And i shall name you

Tomasz the wank engine

Swoon

WifeofTomasz there are always the spiders with their very strong willies to compensate. Shake those sheets out girl and see what you find.

Tomasz would you consider a woman in her 80s? My mother says she hasn't seen a strong penis in years.

Am I too late??

Ha! Polish sausage no?

@CaMePlaitPas - good point. There must be loads of household uses for a strong penis. Rodding drains, that's sort of thing.

Oh no don't delete

I'm hoping for a happy ending

Although personally he lost me at "he he". I

@sparklymagpie You win with ‘Tomasz the wank engine’

I'm hoping for a happy ending
So's Thomasz

@BlueBug45 because I bought him this to match my lime green bikini and we got the children all lime wetsuits so we wouldn't lose anyone on our holiday to France recently.

We lost our deposit though as the owner said we didn't clean the place properly. We left a Lilo and new coolbag though

Do I win Tomasz @HolidayHelpPlease??

Toot toot 😂😂