AIBU to ask is there single woman on here?

[alphamale33]

That look to be wines and dine?

Greeting I come here from a Poland and today I look for hot date. Please I have 33 years and looks good! Big balance bank is mine aswell other thing big ;-)

Tomasz Wielka

😂😂😂

Gosh ... over 2.5 hours & no deletion yet.

Are the admins all on holiday?

Or maybe suffering from heatstroke ...

this thread is so funny!!!

Still no pic

@extinctspecies bit suspect our Tomasz and MNHQ have gone quiet, isn't it ??

My ideal man...

• enjoys the wines and dine
• has a phone with credit
• has a 'strong' penis 😂

#MatchMadeinMumsnetHeaven 😚😂😂😂

I'm hoping for a happy ending
So's Thomasz

A happy end in? I'll get my coat. Thomasz, you've pulled

Ooh yes please Tomasz.

Please bring vodka. Lots of it

Ooooh I live on the top of a really steep hill and often struggle getting the pushchair and the shopping to the top - maybe a strong penis is just what’s needed. I’m in, Tomasz! Although I’m not a huge fan of mushy peas - would that be a deal breaker?

MNHQ and Tomasz have got a room.

Do you offer yoni massage?

Tomasz with his silver rocket Mercedes and his strong penis. Thank you for making my morning.

Never mind deleting...i think it should be filed away with the classics (along with whatisname from hull)

@MissFitton I just choked on my tea

amusedbsh 😂😂😂😂😂😂

It can't be just me picturing Tomasz in his mankini dancing to Beyoncé's Single Ladies can it?

Brilliant

Wonder if Tomazs is too busy setting up a fb profile for all the interested women.

It's not Beyonce, but....

Surely the decision to delete is discretionary @MNHQ ?
I would be most disappointed in you MichaelMumsnet

So funny!

I've got a blocked sink, would you be able to pop over in your rocket car?

I'll make you a cup of tea and we could see how we get on? I have tea cakes too.

@user546425732 well, I did have my suspicions when he asked for the mankini. But I just told myself he was too much of a flirt for that. Maybe in hindsight he was trying too hard to prove his sexuality.

@MichaelMumsnet I hope your happy now you've destroyed my marriage

Oh my. What a thread.

Vote for classics right here

From the title, I thought this was another trans thread...