AIBU to ask is there single woman on here?

[alphamale33]

That look to be wines and dine?

Greeting I come here from a Poland and today I look for hot date. Please I have 33 years and looks good! Big balance bank is mine aswell other thing big ;-)

Tomasz Wielka

It was the patriarchy what made us do it, argumentativefeminist.

Can I have him for the school holidays or do you have to swap halfway through?

@FlyingElbows no bloody relationship anymore! How do I feed the 9 children now? What am I going to do? Runs around wailing 😭

Someone's got their knickers in a twist.
I think it's bloody hillarious!

I'm not going to get any work done today

Tomasz, what a lovely suggestion. Sadly women in this country want far more than to wined and dined and a man with a large bank balance. We like quality and not quantity and a man with intelligence, wit and emotional maturity. I'm not so sure that you would match up to my exacting standards.

Better luck next time, maybe try again in a few years when you are a mature adult.

Oh god, I take it back FlyingElbows, this is now the most hilarious thread in existence. You're so very very witty.

I did report it, but only after someone else already had, just to piss you off more 😂

So many good reply it make a good day for me :-)

And now for lucky lady please I am good man with penis strong

No, not one single woman at all. We're all men here.

Oh. I've been misled - I thought we were all lesbians.

@alphamale33 no it's not strong. I should know.

This is the best. I'm a married woman with two children but good luck Tomasz, hope you end up having the hot date you're searching for

The mankini is a big clue. I have found a photo of Tomasz.

Phoebe, I reckon we each have him for a week?!

Oh my god 😂😂😂😂

I also have 2 children but I am willing to leave them behind if nessacary Tomasz?

#penisstrong

I'm pleased you're having a good day, Tomasz. We're all having a good day. We'll not all of us, but almost all of us. Now tell us more about your "penis strong". Do you compete in "World's Strongest Penis" competitions?

@wifeofTomasz . I'm so sorry you are going through that . He is a bastard isn't? I'm crying with laughter girl , you have made my day

Maybe we could keep him like a project? Find him a good woman looking for all those, ahem, attributes. Be our good deed for the summer. True love found on Aibu.

Interesting proposal Tomasz. So: what do you look for in a woman? A successful career like yours? A nice car, like your Mercedes? Strong genitals to complement your own? How would you pick from all of us?

Hellbentwellwent like the classroom teddy. All take turns and post photos of ourselves with him and write a diary of his adventures with us. Just like the teddies he would get slightly grimy with excessive use and a tad motheaten as well.

Baggsie me first.

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Strong penis you say? Could it lift my garage door? I always struggle with it.

"mushy pea" 😂😂😂

You are making me melt !!!

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Hi Tomasz