AIBU to ask is there single woman on here?

[alphamale33]

That look to be wines and dine?

Greeting I come here from a Poland and today I look for hot date. Please I have 33 years and looks good! Big balance bank is mine aswell other thing big ;-)

Tomasz Wielka

No! Don't press delete...I'm single........

Are you a single man Michael? Never seen a man mod before! (resisting urge to ask about assets)

How come he knows to phrase the beginning of his post title correctly, "AIBU to ask..." ?

Nooooo HQ please leave it, I’m literally snorting into my cornflakes here

@twinnymommy we are here in Radom. He already has English wife. We have 9 children. I recognised his posting style 😭 I often mumsnet when he is away "on business"

Don't come home Tomasz. I have cut up your mankini into little pieces and the children are sobbing into it as hankies

Because Tomasz is a man of great talents, Freda. Loads of 'em.

Do you have a picture of yourself in a lime green mankini, Tomasz? -crosses fingers-

Please don't delete..............

Ooh, Tomasz AND MichaelMumsnet

Hello, lovely boys!

Ever been cougared?

How come he knows to phrase the beginning of his post title correctly, "AIBU to ask..." ?
Because he started thinking clearly then all the blood rushed …..elsewhere!

Obviously MNHQ want Tomasz for themselves. Not on, MNHQ 😡

Genuinely can't believe how many of you think this is real. It would be funny if it was real. It's not real, though, so not funny.

Best thread in a while

Waiting for the picture (and deletion message!)

Sorry, I'm "up north" so no good to you Tomasz

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This is my new favourite thread

@argumentativefeminist exactly! It's not funny at all. My bastard Tomasz is devastating our lives. You're all homewreckers

Arrrrr don’t delete yet mumsnet.

Op is this the same as your car?

Ohh hello young man...

Do I have to leave my husband for you, Tomasz, or can we just have afternoon delights? Husband also exciting foreign man but no Mercedes or big bank account, you see :)

wifeofTomasz you might be better off posting in relationships. (insert patronising head tilt here)

Hands up who thinks it's real?

Nope?

Thought not, argumentativefeminist. We've just hauled the little so-and-so out from under their bridge and are poking them with pointy sticks.

I think we’ve found who reported the thread then eh?

Tomasz, I’m down south....come and get me baybee!

Can we keep him, like a pet MN mascot, we could all share him like the classroom gerbil?