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AIBU to ask is there single woman on here?

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alphamale33 · 25/07/2018 07:33

That look to be wines and dine?

Greeting I come here from a Poland and today I look for hot date. Please I have 33 years and looks good! Big balance bank is mine aswell other thing big ;-)

Tomasz Wielka

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 25/07/2018 08:22

Awww, I thought, school hols, but now I think our Tomasz may be kosher. Cmon mnhq, leave him alone a bit longer.

Threewheeler1 · 25/07/2018 08:22

This is too much
Please keep it coming Grin

wifeofTomasz · 25/07/2018 08:23

This is the only big cock my husband owns bitches

My 9 children and I are literally sat here weeping. You utter dick Tomasz

AIBU to ask is there single woman on here?
THEsonofaBITCH · 25/07/2018 08:23

That was too funny! Laughed out loud over the pics. Thank-you, great way to start the workday - everyone walking by thinks I'm nuts, well more than usual anyway. Blush

zukiecat · 25/07/2018 08:23

Does the other thing big go like a rocket too?

I don't like wine, I like dines though, is that ok?

Crunchie14 · 25/07/2018 08:24

this is hilarious! just what i needed before the most boring meeting ever this morning

lippy72 · 25/07/2018 08:24

Hahahahaha

tillytown · 25/07/2018 08:24

Has Tommy gone? My heart is breaking Sad

TheRealKimmySchmidt63 · 25/07/2018 08:24

I love Tomasz what a great start to the day
Now I'm off like rocket

FolderReformedScruncher · 25/07/2018 08:24

Don't forget ladies, if you get wined and dined you'll just get the one mushy pea Grin Grin Grin

NoArmaniNoPunani · 25/07/2018 08:24

I'm interested. Where shall I send bobs and vagene?

LittleMe03 · 25/07/2018 08:24

Brilliant GrinGrin

reeldoop · 25/07/2018 08:24

Good luck Tomasz!

This is MN so I need to tell you before you go - it's 'are there single women' not 'is there single women'

Sidge · 25/07/2018 08:25

Aw don’t delete it.

It’s not offensive just bloody hilarious. I’m enjoying Teasing Tomasz. (Or whoever she really is)

wifeofTomasz · 25/07/2018 08:25

He's not a strong cock. He's a very naughty boy. 😭😭😭😭😭😔😔💔

AlexaAmbidextra · 25/07/2018 08:25

Will the miserable git who reported this thread please own up. I haven’t laughed this early in the day for years.

oppossum · 25/07/2018 08:27

In for the deletion message...

BoreOfWhabylon · 25/07/2018 08:27

Iamtryingtobenicehere · 25/07/2018 08:28

It’s the school holidays! They’ve started already.

PuntCuffin · 25/07/2018 08:28

Is there a single woman on here?

No, not one single woman at all. We're all men here.

twinnymommy · 25/07/2018 08:28

@wifeofTomasz . Where were you when your husband was posting all this GrinGrinGrinGrin

MichaelMumsnet · 25/07/2018 08:28

Won't be a mo. Just looking for the delete button
waits for pics

Spartasprout · 25/07/2018 08:29

Nooooooooo!!!

Threewheeler1 · 25/07/2018 08:29

MNHQ step away from the delete button!

Leave Tomasz here with us.

Surely this deserves to be in the Classics?

twinnymommy · 25/07/2018 08:29

Please don't Angry