AIBU to ask is there single woman on here?

[alphamale33]

That look to be wines and dine?

Greeting I come here from a Poland and today I look for hot date. Please I have 33 years and looks good! Big balance bank is mine aswell other thing big ;-)

Tomasz Wielka

@wifeofTomasz Just leave it Anna. He's made his choice.

😂😂😂😂

Ok move along quietly everyone.
Tomasz I lurvs wines and dine and I have a very strong vagina 😜

You're too late Gangsta, Thomasz has chosen Michael. 😔

Ooh, I like 'Hebe of Mumsnet', singlenotsingle. Is a bit Game of Thronesy.

"I am Hebe of of House Mumsnet. A moderator always pays her debts."

By blade or by poisoning though, that's the question...

Hang on... I'll find Mr Tickle for you. He's in Michael's cupboard somewhere, too.... Bear with...

@AngryAttackKittens here’s something he can clean his cage with.

Magic Michael's Store Cupboard could really take off...

And thank you Tomasz for making me google ‘penis broom’.

What I don't get is that if Tomasz was so desperate to find a single woman, why has he run off with MichaelMN?

HebeofMumsnet if we pretend you're in Game of Thrones, could we keep Thomasz? Please? Just for a tiny bit? You could pretend that you've deleted it? Or the delete button has broken?

Sorry, I reported it when it was only the OP here but have just come back and read about his strong penis.

I regret everything 😂😂

Hebe Of the House of Mumsnet with her mighty banhammer

MchaelOfMumsnet is going to get sent to the wall.

Wedding dress idea for you michael

Here's Mr Tickle for your (forgotten) pleasure.

We'll give the Mumsnet Class Pet thing some thought.

@PanPanPanPing 😂😂😂

OK, I admit that the cage probably won't be very clean, but maybe Tomasz likes it that way?

(To fully utilise the strong penis)

@WerewolvesNotSwearwolves I hope his sting penis is up to the job...

😂

Sting penis, hey? Just got interesting 😂

Clearly I meant strong.

Come back Tomasz! Michael cannot handle a strong penis like I can** and my stationary cupboard is fully stocked...

Maybe Michael can give him a hand with cleaning the corners during conjugal visits.

@wifeofTomasz time to ltb