AIBU to ask is there single woman on here?

[alphamale33]

That look to be wines and dine?

Greeting I come here from a Poland and today I look for hot date. Please I have 33 years and looks good! Big balance bank is mine aswell other thing big ;-)

Tomasz Wielka

We're speaking to Tomasz privately.

@MichaelMumsnet I bet you are!

@MichaelMumsnet you betrayed us! keeping Him for yourself

New you were trying to keep him from us MNHQ 🤨

Come back Tommy. You've got all the ladies excited then just upped and left typical bloke

@wifeofTomasz Just leave it Anna. He's made his choice.

Michael, stop hogging the fella and join the queue!

Check out @MNHQ calling dibs!

Admins have a little bit of power and think they can use it to get what they want

Oh I hope they don't delete this!

@MichaelMumsnet 9 children!!!! 😭😡

I hope you live happily ever after in matching lime green mankinis

I saw you change my name too! Michael

Greeting! Is there slightly pervy troll on here who like to be escorted swiftly from site? We have big ban hammer. Very strong. We promise to be gentle.

Lord! Is it the heat, or has Plentyoffish shut down for summer and let them all loose? We're still sorting out the admin for Mr Tickle of Sussex here! Give us a break, chaps!

We'll close the thread shortly. As you were, single women of Mumsnet.

Isn't it spelt Anya in Polish, MichaelMN?

Oh Michael mumsnet, you just want him for yourself don't you?!

You should know @HebeMumsnet but he's busy with Michael

Party poopers!

This thread is just what i needed hahah!

Michael! There's a queue.

Michael? Michael??! Are you in that stationery cupboard again?

Can't we keep him, Hebe? We promise to feed him and train him to clean his own cage.

Just when I thought my luck had come in, and I could met my Prince Charming, along come MNHQ and shatter my dreams....

Back to a Cinders life for me!

(With his strong penis.)

Who's Mr Tickle then Hebeofmumsnet? I missed that one. And don't delete this, put it in Classics.

Michael and Thomasz does have a nice ring to it. Congratulations you two. Can we all come to the wedding? 🎩 🤵 🤵 💐 🎀