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To think I have the most disgusting teenager in the whole world?

72 replies

Newusername53412 · 23/07/2018 16:12

Went to use the bathroom last night after (I thought) DS had gone to bed. The door was pushed to, but not closed or locked.

I walked into the bathroom to find DS (15) STANDING ON THE TOILET SEAT WEEING INTO THE SINK Envy (not envy)
I think I honestly have the most disgusting teenager ever...

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wellBeehivedWoman · 23/07/2018 16:13

😂😂😂

(Sorry, but that visual is too good). Did he at least have the decency to look embarrassed?

Jozxyqk · 23/07/2018 16:14

What did he say when you caught him at it?
That is quite gross. I hope he cleared up any spillage...

sparklepops123 · 23/07/2018 16:14

Least it was wee 😬

TheQueef · 23/07/2018 16:14

Hope his reason was good.

TeaAndNoSympathy · 23/07/2018 16:15

But whhhhyyyyy would he do this?

Allthewaves · 23/07/2018 16:15

That's made me laugh. And yep can see my boys doing that (prob have a competition over who can do it the best). Boys can be grim

Notcontent · 23/07/2018 16:16

Why? just why?!

Milkmonster2 · 23/07/2018 16:16

What! Why on earth? Are you sure he isn't 5, not 15?

Sparklingbrook · 23/07/2018 16:16

Sleepwalking?

Allthewaves · 23/07/2018 16:17

My first reaction would be 'why?' And the answer is probably 'my friend said he could hit the basin from the toilet so I tried'

VauxhallVectra · 23/07/2018 16:17

I'd have gone fucking mental.

Why the fuck was he doing that?

What a fucking disgusting, disrespectful, selfish twat.

Haudyerwheesht · 23/07/2018 16:17

Wtf

Allthewaves · 23/07/2018 16:17

And I'd be handing him gloves and bleach

BottleOfJameson · 23/07/2018 16:18

At uni all our rooms had sinks in (but no toilets) all the blokes used to piss in their sinks (some of them even when they had guests in their room) so he's not alone. Although unless the actual toilet was in the garden or something I'm a little confused as to why he felt the need.

meganerk · 23/07/2018 16:19

😂😂😂😂😂

Myotherusernameisbest · 23/07/2018 16:19

OMG, they don't do that do they? I'd have gone mental I think

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Newusername53412 · 23/07/2018 16:22

I think I was too shocked to say anything and I just walked out and closed the door (but not before I'd seen him go bright red in the face)
I haven't actually talked to him about it today, I'm at a bit of a loss for words to be honest. I don't know what to say to him.

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BreconBeBuggered · 23/07/2018 16:23

I have a 15-year-old. I haven't caught him doing that, but a great deal of what he does get up to leaves me utterly nonplussed. Like a toddler wanting to see what happens if..., but with the size and strength of an adult, not to mention access to things you'd know to keep away from a toddler.
What did he say to explain himself?

Crazy3 · 23/07/2018 16:24

I used to work somewhere where adult women were clearly doing this!

Jozxyqk · 23/07/2018 16:27

A school friend once told me that her brothers used to have contests to see who could hit the highest spot on the bathroom wall. I believed her - a mutual friend had been to their house & confirmed the bathroom was quite rancid.

speakout · 23/07/2018 16:28

I caught my FIL peeing in the sink.

NoelHeadbands · 23/07/2018 16:31

Best not to speak of it again.

Could have been worse. I know someone who was found stuck upside down, wedged against the wall, by his mum who had walked into his bedroom because he wasn’t answering her shouts up the stairs (he wasn’t really stuck btw just couldn’t ‘right’ himself in a hurry).

When pushed as to why he was like that, he couldn’t come up with anything better than the truth, which was that he’d been trying suck his own cock. So that’s what he told her Shock

juneau · 23/07/2018 16:38

I think I'd be giving the toothbrushes a good rinse in bleach before I used them again. Just think of all the times he practised this little trick and you didn't know ....

Undercoverbanana · 23/07/2018 16:39

OP there’s no point in being embarrassed about it.

Just tell him. Not acceptable behaviour.

SM2132 · 23/07/2018 16:40

I actually feel a bit sorry for him. A weird thing to do yes, but we all do weird things sometimes- esp when young! How embarrasing his mum walking in... I wouldn't mention it (be thankful that is all you caught him doing 🙈)