To think I have the most disgusting teenager in the whole world?

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Went to use the bathroom last night after (I thought) DS had gone to bed. The door was pushed to, but not closed or locked.

I walked into the bathroom to find DS (15) STANDING ON THE TOILET SEAT WEEING INTO THE SINK (not envy)
I think I honestly have the most disgusting teenager ever...

That's teenagers for you. They do things without thinking just for the lols. There wont be a reason just some vague "I dunno why". Just tell him to lock the toilet door next time and pee in the fucking toilet. At least it wasn't a plant pot, but its not worth getting worked up about.

I would make him tell me what he thought he was doing and why - the embarrassment of having to talk about it would be punishment enough, along with a lecture about on appropriate behaviour

I think that's hilarious. Suggest reasons to him - perhaps he had just climbed Everest, or maybe he was winning a competetion for Wing Weeing? Something along the lines of the Imaginary Moped Mugger tackled successfully and heroically by an MNer as per a recent thread (she injured herself in the process)

Did he have shoes on? (stood on the toilet seat)

I'm curious.

I feel like the only thought that was involved was “hmm, I wonder if I stand on the toilet I can pee in the sink”. At an age where you don’t filter those weird thoughts out as being weird, I can see why this has happened.

Was he stood on the toilet seat with the lid open or closed .

Honestly just ask him why he was doing it (so we all find out ) tell him it's unacceptable and make him clean the whole bathroom!

Wait until you are all sat down to dinner and ask loudly why he was peeing in the sink whilst standing on the loo & watch him squirm. Then hand him rubber gloves and bleach & stand over him while you enjoy a drink and he gives the bathroom a good clean, oh and make him pay for new toothbrushes if necessary. I know a lot of teenagers are gross, but you don't want to be seen to condone his disgusting habits, after all it's not just his bathroom, others have to share with him.

I think I'd probably have laughed...but then I have a weird sense of humour. Uni sinks in halls doubled as toilets, male and female. I couldn't get too worked up but I would keep it as ammunition for when he's older.

i 'd take up to the bathroom and introduce him to the toilet as in
this is where you piss
this is the sink where you wash
shell i label them so you don't get them mixed up again

This is what I meant by you've got Ammo, He's in for a full summer of cleaning the toilet like the Ritz. Enjoy.

When he gets married be sure to pass this little story on to his best man who can include it in his speech!
Why would he do that, is it a test of his aim or something? I don't get it.

You've defo gotta ask him why

At uni all our rooms had sinks in (but no toilets) all the blokes used to piss in their sinks (some of them even when they had guests in their room) so he's not alone.

We get this in our block of flats. There is talk of removing the sinks from the bedrooms - so cue having to watch out bits of shaved beard hair and toothpaste from the sinks, hopefully they won't piss in the kitchen sink!

Better they have sinks in the rooms at Uni. I was appalled by the lads when I went to Uni (4th daughter, girls school). My room was on the ground floor, windows were of the type that open from the bottom with a central pivot so sloping outwards. The rugger players upstairs all peed out of the window and sometime vomit too. I soon learnt to keep windows firmly shut.

Also I think men probably just enjoy seeing how far they can pee, that's why they love watering the roses. I remember hearing a (make) junior doctor clerking an elderly man with water Work problems:
"How far can you pee? Could you hit the wall from here?" The poor old man was properly bemused but it's obviously a mark of good water work action to young men and urology doctors!

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I read this to mini Elbows 2, who is the same age, and he thought it was hilarious. It's a teenage boy thing.

Teenagers are horrible! Even if they used to be our lovely little babies, one day they decide to forget everything and become idiots. Eventually they grow up and out of it but there are those bloody teenage years in between unfortunately, but hey, it's an eye opener right?

Ew that’s revolting.

I have three smallish boys and one bathroom I’m doomed

I’m not sure I’d bring it up other than to hand him some cleaning items and say it’s his turn to deep clean the bathroom today. Hopefully doing that will cure him of wanting to ‘experiment’ again!

Possibly a moment of madness to see if he could uh aim there...who knows?!

I find it weird you wouldn't mention it though...if i caught my son doing that I'd A. Probably laugh in a 'thats gross wtf' way, B. Ask him why and C. Hand him the bleach for the sink.

Why arent you asking him?

Do proudly drop into conversation such gems as "ds can pee as far as the sink from the loo seat" or "well, we know that ds has a pretty good range for peeing at a distance...". This will work especially well when there's snow on the ground and men are in the mood for writing their names in it.