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What MNisms irrationally annoy you?

640 replies

wellBeehivedWoman · 17/07/2018 16:05

I know IABU to complain about something so petty but I don't care. Come and share your trivial mumsnet annoyances! What phrases / abbreviations / MN colloquialisms drive you crazy? I'll start:

  1. Any time anyone uses the phrases 'boobing', 'boobed' etc when referring breastfeeding. Not only does this give me a mental image of a clown squirting milk from a comedy flower in their lapel, it also has a kind of juvenile, jolly-hockeysticks false cheer that makes me want to die.
  1. Pg as an abbreviation of pregnant. No idea why I hate this. Maybe because it doesn't really resemble the full word? Irrationally despise it.
  1. 'Little one' instead of baby or child. Too twee to be allowed. V similar to the phrase 'our little family', usually used when someone has a new baby and wants the equivalent of a papal enclave to keep friends and family at arms length. Absolutely loathesome because I am a grumpy and unreasonable cow

Any others that really wind you up?

OP posts:
TrudeauGirl · 17/07/2018 17:38

I'm one of the annoying people who says "I've found my people" whoops

The one that winds me up is the "Are you usually so x?" "Is he/she always so y?" Or the comeback "Did you mean to be so rude?"

Bluelady · 17/07/2018 17:41

Nobody I know uses "similar". It's all over MN.

SoapOnARoap · 17/07/2018 17:42

I see the cool wives are out today to describe people that aren’t as uptight as some, drives me crackers.

People that blame porn for everything 💤

People that finish their sentences “end of” without a hint of irony. Tossers.

End of...

Happypuppy · 17/07/2018 17:43

“Sainsbo’s” arrrrrgh!

SugarIsAmazing · 17/07/2018 17:44

All the mother-in-law bashing, despite the fact most of us will probably be mother-in-laws at some point.

Bluelady · 17/07/2018 17:44

Holibobs.

Ohlellykelly · 17/07/2018 17:44

I don't like when someone comes along and announces that "most people they know" do/don't do or say something. This point is supposed to back up a point they are making.

To me it doesn't make their point more valid, it just makes me discount it.

Another one, is "all my friends do this" , when realistically who asks every friend they have what they feed their kids? I bet in any one group of friends there is not one particular shared food, everyone is different.

Some people just can't see other's point of view so they add on those bits and it bugs the fuck out of me Angry

ToadOfSadness · 17/07/2018 17:44

Vile.
Back in the day.
All the D everythings, except for Ddog and Dcat which always make me smile. Some of them are downright confusing.
Placemarking, or just leaving a .

WipsGlitter · 17/07/2018 17:45

Sanpro

GreatDuckCookery6211 · 17/07/2018 17:46

I saw DFish once Grin

SevernWye · 17/07/2018 17:46

Wow just wow
Circus monkeys
Meh and the sodding poems

ilovesooty · 17/07/2018 17:47

Howling at something which is at best possibly mildly amusing.
Make your own traditions
Making memories

AirForce0ne · 17/07/2018 17:47

"Is he always so controlling"
when applied to completely mundane things, or a partner daring to have a negative opinion about something.

PaddingtonBearHardStare · 17/07/2018 17:47

I thought of two more, one Jellybears said further up thread about people "posting for traffic" as soon as I see those words in AIBU I come out of the thread as I know it will be some random shite

The other is people not putting anything in the thread title about the actual post (ie click bait) and post random shite about how cross /raging/upset they are then you click it and it's something like a TV programme has been cancelled Hmm

MadMags · 17/07/2018 17:49

Are you on glue?

The least funny, most embarrassing thing I’ve seen on here. And I was on that thread. Posters nearly orgasmed about it.

It wasn’t funny then. It’s not funny now.

Everyone “going no contact”.

And I do not believe for a second that everyone who claims it has been diagnosed with anxiety. Not being in the mood for a night out isn’t fucking anxiety!

Imhertwopennyprince · 17/07/2018 17:50

We are pregnant
Oh god yes

ThisIsNotARealAvo · 17/07/2018 17:55

"Envynot envy" when the person has just described something really grim. Obviously it's not envy when you've just described how your MIL licks your teacup or next door's dog shat on your doormat.

IllHaveALargeGlassOfRed · 17/07/2018 17:57

Tinkly little laugh
Did you mean to be so rude?

These are categorically not the correct responses to someone being a dick. The only response is "Fuck off" or if you're in Scotland "Get Tae Fuck. You dick"

runningkeenster · 17/07/2018 17:58

A lot of these aren't specifically MNisms. Holibobs for example.

Making memories - oh yes, as if you can decide what your child will remember when they are older.

Any silly abbreviation like rads for radiators.

Flisspaps · 17/07/2018 18:03

Tinkly laugh
Sanpro
Get your ducks in a row
Sainsbos (it's fucking Sainsbury's)
Sainos (see above!)
Ending a sentence with no, eg "isn't it really fucking irritating, no?"

MrsPussinBoots · 17/07/2018 18:05

People who make loads of mistakes in their OP and then apologise as they were busy when posting. Why not wait until you've got 5 minutes to read it before you post?

AirForce0ne · 17/07/2018 18:06

Ending a sentence with no

It could well be written by a non-native English speaker, it doesn't always mean anything.

Flisspaps · 17/07/2018 18:10

@AirForce0ne almost every post I've seen it on is written gives no indication of a non-native speaker.

Almost like it's a wanky affectation, no?

SunshineAllTheWhile · 17/07/2018 18:12

I can normally cope with most of the “isms” but being “blue-lighted to hospital” leaves me feeling weird inside. It’s illogical to find it so irritating but it gets me every time.

SalemBlackCat · 17/07/2018 18:14

THANK YOU for this thread! I have felt like creating a thread about a few things so many times, but didn't know if I would come across as 'goading' (as I was accused of once) or being a whingeing troll.

First: people that write lengthy posts (not the issue as I like reading lengthy posts) but THEN write DH or DF (which I can never work out if the F is Friend, Father or Fiance) or any other abbreviation that takes a long time to work out. It's like, for fuck sake, you wrote a mini novel and cannot even be arsed to write out two....whole.....words? Jesus Christ! I HATE MN abbreviations. It is lazy and really makes no sense given a person has written a mini novel but decides to abbreviate 2 words. Why bother? Where is the sense in that? I see no problem with 'MIL' or 'FIL', or even just 'in-laws', but why not say Dad, and/or Mum, or son or daughter or children? Why all this DD (daughter? Dad??), DM, SC etc etc? I mean, if you are going to write out a mini novel, what hell is ONE EXTRA WORD? Not only that, I am so sick and tired of trying to decipher 'S2BXH took DF out with DC and DM wasn't happy'. What is that? Algebra? Some computer coding language? Not only that, almost every day I have to struggle to work out what an abbreviation is as I am reading, and it distracts. And quite often, many of them are not even on the list of MN acronyms. So sometimes I google, and come up with around 14 different meanings. Bloody hell. Look, just write out dad. Or mum. Or daughter 1. How fucking hard can it be? What is two extra words when you've already written 124? To me, it is like ordering a Big Mac, large french fries, extra large double hot chocolate sundae - then ordering a diet coke with it.

  1. Terms that are not familiar to me being a non-UKer. Many of the terms I am familiar with ie 'fancy', 'poorly', etc just grate on me because they sound so incredibly stupid. As does the word 'daft'. I just want to scream out 'will you STOP using that fucking word!!! It sounds STUPID!!' Unfortunately English terms/sayings/phrases tend to irritate the shit out of me, even more so than American terms. If I see one more person so 'so and so fancies him' I will scream. Same as 'he was quite poorly'. UGH!!! It is so and so likes/has the hots for. And he was quite unwell. Or sick. Or ANYthing, but that term. And daft, ok, where the hell does that even come from? It sounds stupid. These terms are just like nails on a chalkboard to me, only worse. Oh, another one is that everything is 'grim'. Even when a situation does not fit the actual dictionary definition. Doesn't make me feel like me feel annoyed like fancy and poorly does, but still it does sound dumb to say something is 'grim' when it isn't.
One that I don't mind but struggled with to understand for awhile on here was 'kick off at'. To me, kick off is when a football game starts. It took me awhile on here, not being familiar with the way UKers speak, to work out wtf people were saying. So it's been quite a culture shock for me on here and my first and only language is English! I still need to google phrases, sayings etc but I am getting better at the vernacular now.

As I mentioned before, people who start threads after changing names, only to run scared that people will identify them (on an ANONYMOUS BOARD, for crying out loud!) and then delete their thread. Why even bother? I just.....don't understand why you wouldn't have thought that through beforehand, and why you'd even care? The likelihood of knowing anyone on here in real life is probably 0.0002%. Deletions of OP/thread should actually not be allowed. Once it is on here, it is on here, and that's it. It should be only allowable to delete in the most extreme circumstances at the discretion of the mods. Just stop wasting people's time if you are only going to freak out and delete and run.

Lastly, people that ask for advice and you get really concerned and interested/invested in what happens, and they never come back to update. That is frustrating. I know sometimes life happens or you need more time sorting an issue out, but don't forget that people who care enough or are interested enough to give advice would like to know how it all went.