I work in quite a large office. There are 21 people in here, 3 different groups. I am in the middle, on the “outskirts” of my group. The group I sit closest to therefore are not part of my group. There are 5 of them in total, and I hate every one of them (Alright, one guy is OK, unless you get stuck behind him in the car; he drives like a blind old granny).
The one I sit next to, well. She hums, talks to herself, raps her nails on the desk and violates my personal space with her paperwork. I not so subtly shove it back onto her desk regularly and she still does it. Don't even get me started on the way she eats.
The guy immediately behind me constantly clucks his tongue, raps his nails against the wall, whistles under his breath, clicks his pen and is just generally an annoying git. The guy next to him is similar, but not to such an irritating extent, although he regularly just watches videos on his phone with the volume up or takes facetime calls with his young daughter which deserves a slap in itself.
The guy opposite him has a really pathetic sneeze, and can be quite loud otherwise OK. Guy next to him is the OK one.
Oh, and 2 other people in the office are annoy the shit out of me as well. Tongue clicking and whistling.
I just want them to feck the feck off before I actually carry out my fantasies of inflicting grievous bodily harm on them.