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AIBU here? Noisy chickens

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FedUpLetDown · 05/07/2018 21:44

Genuinely unsure as to who is being unreasonable here. I have 4 hens which I keep in my back garden. At this time of year they like to get up early and make a fuss as soon as it’s light.

We live in a fairly built up areas so in order to minimise disruption to neighbours I lock them in at 8ish and let them out at 7ish when I get up. This stops them making a racket at really unsociable hours but, especially in this heat, I really can’t keep them locked in the dark much after 7am. I’ve had them 3 years and never had any complaint from neighbours, in fact most of the neighbours seem to really like them and I try to keep them on side by regularly giving them eggs.

I work from home, my office window is about 5 foot from the chicken run and I rarely hear them. The only time I do hear them is if one of them does something stupid like knock their water over or fall off their ladder. Then there’s a couple of minutes where they run around shrieking that the sky is falling before looking embarrassed and being quiet again. They’re also a bolshy bunch and whenever a cat comes into the garden they all run towards it (still contained in the run though) and cat normally legs it and doesn’t come back.

Enter new neighbour. She has a cat who’s sole purpose in life is to try and work out how to get into the chicken run. Cat is undeterred by mental chickens charging at it and instead spends hours upon hours pacing round the run, hissing, putting paws through the gaps and pouncing on the roof of the run. This makes the chickens run around squaking. New neighbour works night shifts and has demanded I do something about the chickens. The chickens which have always been quiet until she came with her cat.

I’ve told her the only way that they’ll be quiet is if she keeps her cat in. I admit I don’t know much about cats but I thought they were more active at night? If cat was just out at night chickens would be asleep and unbothered. New neighbour told me that would be cruel to only let it out at night, that cats have a right to roam and that I need to find a way to keep chickens quiet. Apparently she will be reporting me to the council for noise disturbance.

I have tried dissuading cat from garden - spikes on top of wall, lion poo and squirting it with a water pistol (which neighbour yells at me for doing if she spots me). Water gun results in cat jumping in the air, giving me evils for a couple of minutes before resuming chicken stalking.

TLDR new neighbours cat is pissing off my chickens which makes them squawk. Neighbour thinks this is my fault and I need to stop it. I think her cat is a bit of a twat who should get a new hobby.

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Thumbcat · 05/07/2018 21:49

I'd let the chickens out of the run when the cat is around and they're sure to show it who's boss. Hopefully it will then give up harassing them. I only have a single hen now but none of the neighbourhood cats dare to bother her.

toomuchhappyland · 05/07/2018 22:07

I would also do what Thumbcat suggests. I have cats and if I tried to keep them in during the day they’d be climbing the walls (literally) so I can see why she doesn’t want to do that. A flock of hens is more than a match for a cat. ATM the cat doesn’t realise this, hence is trying to get at them. It’ll soon learn once they’ve ganged up on it.

Severide08 · 05/07/2018 22:08

I used to keep chickens in fact seriously thinking about getting some more .My take as someone who thinks chickens are brillant why should you get rid .As long as is no deed on your house saying you can't keep chickens or they are causing a pest problem such as rats ,then why should you .The slight difference is I live in a rural small village so my neighbours really were not bothered as you can also hear people's cockeral's .I am also a cat owner so I appreciate you can't truly control where a cat wanders .But here's the thing you have every right to try humane ways to stop that cat terrorising your chickens they as much your pet as her cat is her's she needs take that on-board.

Ethylred · 05/07/2018 22:09

The chickens and the cat are having a whale of a time, why spoil their fun?

Floottoot · 05/07/2018 22:10

I was going to say exactly the same as the PPs. I have cats, a dog and chickens and the chickens definitely rule the roost - my cats and dog give them a wide birth. Let the cat have the full chicken experience - that'll stop the cat issue!

Hassled · 05/07/2018 22:13

I agree with everyone else - let the cat have access to the chickens and she/he will quickly work out that the chickens own the place. We had cats and chickens simultaneously and the chickens very much called the shots. I miss my chickens.

mysocksmakemeitchy · 05/07/2018 22:14

Chickens will make short work of a cat. They’re really feisty things and can stand up for themselves. Mine pecked my cat on the nose and the cat never went near them again it got such a shock.

Pippylou · 05/07/2018 22:18

My chooks took a lump out of my lip. Wee dinosaurs! My dogs are now scared of my hens. They kick up a fuss with cats but I think would win?

I was up at 4.45 am this morning as they were unimpressed the food had run out. But mine are being a bit noisier than usual generally atm, weather?

FedUpLetDown · 05/07/2018 22:21

Thanks guys. I feel really stupid now that I didn’t think of the really obvious solution of unleashing the chickens on the cat. I started keeping them penned in after I found them eating a baby seagull they’d killed! They’re bloody ruthless. I’m quite looking forward to seeing the cats face when it realises the chickens are free.

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Troels · 05/07/2018 22:25

LOL Get your camera out so we can see what happens when you let the chickens out.
Our cats were so afraid of our chickens it was funny. They would steal anything the cat caught and eat it themselves.

Polkadotdelight · 05/07/2018 22:25

Let them at the cat!!

WineAndTiramisu · 05/07/2018 22:27

You've got to update, I'm sure the cat will run off with its tail between it's legs GrinGrin

LeighaJ · 05/07/2018 22:27

We had cats and a chicken coop at my grandparents house. Any cat that had the misfortune of getting into the coop soon regretted it.

Let them out but supervise from a distance in case the cat gets the upper hand on one.

Aprilshouldhavebeenmyname · 05/07/2018 22:30

When we had chickens out dcats were far too smart to go near them. Quietly observed from afar!! Well afar!!
Set up 'chicken watch' and keep us updated!!

RedTulip86 · 05/07/2018 22:30

Let the chickens have a go at the cat. Mine scared the shit out of neighbouring cats when I let them roam in the garden. As for the neighbour- ignore her yelling and tell the stupid bint to keep HER cat out of YOUR garden. Spray the cat with water everytime it comes near your birds.

NotARegularPenguin · 05/07/2018 22:32

Yeah my cats give my chickens a wide berth. Cats aren’t stupid, will only take one close encounter and cat will hopefully not come back.

Severide08 · 05/07/2018 22:35

Oh yes I remember it well my ladies would take anything on they were a fiesty bunch .My cats certainly left them well alone .Unleash the ladies 😂the cat will soon learn .

GruciusMalfoy · 05/07/2018 22:37

Tell her to get some earplugs, she lives in a built up area, so she needs to accept it'll be noisy at points.

SilverPartyShoes · 05/07/2018 22:37

I’ve had a similar problem, neighbours new cats were jumping on my chicken run, and driving my chickens mad, as well as terrorising my cat.

I let the chickens loose. Even our cat is wary of the chickens, and our cat chases our big dog.

Their cats don’t bother us now...

I have major problems though with my 6 new breed of chickens being too noisy. Ive had chickens for 10 years now, but these lot are the noisiest. Its driving my husband mad, and led to me having to get up at 4 or 5.30 to give them treats to get them to be quiet (they have full feeders and corn)
They’ve been better since I separated them into two houses and runs, and cover them with blackout sheeting at night (as if you would a parrot or budgie ! ) But sometimes they still scream for England, first thing. Our only saving grace is a farm behind us with a cockerel, and neighbours dogs barking....if they keep making a racket, we hope we dont get any complaints, althoughIm sure a neighbour lobbed a fat ball at one of our girls the other day....they will fight over a double nest, and also shriek if the mood takes them ....I still love them though, and they chat a long, a bit like Ivor the Engine on a good day..

socreamy · 05/07/2018 22:38

This thread is amazing. Please update with outcome of chicken vs cat Grin

TheMagnificentEthel · 05/07/2018 22:38

Watching.

ClangerTwanger · 05/07/2018 22:49

This is fab! Our neighbour has chickens, they live in a house that was here long before ours and our estate was built around their house. I hardly ever hear the chickens and if I do it makes me smile. They’re very well behaved! I wonder if it’s you OP 😂

AskMeHow · 05/07/2018 22:57

Please post the chickens vs cat video when you have it Grin

dontticklethetoad · 05/07/2018 22:58

What a fab thread. I love chickens, they are such characters!

Singlenotsingle · 05/07/2018 23:04

That cat knows it's safe while the chickens arelocked up. He's just showing off. He'll be sorry... Our cats used to keep well away when we had six hens.