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AIBU here? Noisy chickens

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FedUpLetDown · 05/07/2018 21:44

Genuinely unsure as to who is being unreasonable here. I have 4 hens which I keep in my back garden. At this time of year they like to get up early and make a fuss as soon as it’s light.

We live in a fairly built up areas so in order to minimise disruption to neighbours I lock them in at 8ish and let them out at 7ish when I get up. This stops them making a racket at really unsociable hours but, especially in this heat, I really can’t keep them locked in the dark much after 7am. I’ve had them 3 years and never had any complaint from neighbours, in fact most of the neighbours seem to really like them and I try to keep them on side by regularly giving them eggs.

I work from home, my office window is about 5 foot from the chicken run and I rarely hear them. The only time I do hear them is if one of them does something stupid like knock their water over or fall off their ladder. Then there’s a couple of minutes where they run around shrieking that the sky is falling before looking embarrassed and being quiet again. They’re also a bolshy bunch and whenever a cat comes into the garden they all run towards it (still contained in the run though) and cat normally legs it and doesn’t come back.

Enter new neighbour. She has a cat who’s sole purpose in life is to try and work out how to get into the chicken run. Cat is undeterred by mental chickens charging at it and instead spends hours upon hours pacing round the run, hissing, putting paws through the gaps and pouncing on the roof of the run. This makes the chickens run around squaking. New neighbour works night shifts and has demanded I do something about the chickens. The chickens which have always been quiet until she came with her cat.

I’ve told her the only way that they’ll be quiet is if she keeps her cat in. I admit I don’t know much about cats but I thought they were more active at night? If cat was just out at night chickens would be asleep and unbothered. New neighbour told me that would be cruel to only let it out at night, that cats have a right to roam and that I need to find a way to keep chickens quiet. Apparently she will be reporting me to the council for noise disturbance.

I have tried dissuading cat from garden - spikes on top of wall, lion poo and squirting it with a water pistol (which neighbour yells at me for doing if she spots me). Water gun results in cat jumping in the air, giving me evils for a couple of minutes before resuming chicken stalking.

TLDR new neighbours cat is pissing off my chickens which makes them squawk. Neighbour thinks this is my fault and I need to stop it. I think her cat is a bit of a twat who should get a new hobby.

OP posts:
Discotits · 05/07/2018 23:09

I didn’t realise chickens were such bad asses.

UrsulaPandress · 05/07/2018 23:19

I love chickens. But I'm shocked that they can see off a cat.

Definitely need a video.

iknowimcoming · 05/07/2018 23:20

Discotits - hell yes they are badass! My cat is an evil spiteful ruthless killer of birds, mice, rats, squirrels etc etc. We used to have chooks, she was very brave on the other side of the fence from them but was no match for the flapping and squawking of a charging chicken and would very bravely climb all around and along the fencing of their run but never actually venturing inside. Good luck OP!

rickandmorts · 05/07/2018 23:23

Unleash the ladies

😂😂😂

Discotits · 05/07/2018 23:24

I’ve been on YouTube. Some good videos of chickens seeing off cats! Brilliant.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=MyTyvxs1qpc

hidinginthetrampoline · 05/07/2018 23:36

I love this thread!

malfoyy · 05/07/2018 23:43

My older 2 cats both love the neighbours chickens. One thinks she is a chicken and likes to lie among them and the other likes to chase them but they always scare her off. She's a bit thick and comes back for more.

Good luck - your neighbour is a dick.

Aprilshouldhavebeenmyname · 06/07/2018 00:04

Once heard my ds 6 chatting away around the house. He was carrying his chicken Keith under his arm telling her who's bedroom was who's!! Grin
*to clarify Keith was in fact female but older ds decided one of our brood had to have a male name (?).
Have many pics of our dozen in the bloody front room!!

Dieu · 06/07/2018 00:16

You live in a built up area and have chickens that you let out at 7am? I'd ring all your bloody necks! Grin Wink
I agree with your neighbour actually. It would be nigh on impossible to stop a cat from roaming in. It's a completely different kettle of fish from dog-owning.

GlitterGlassEye · 06/07/2018 00:23

I’ve always wanted to keep hens, is it hard or pricey?

This thread is so good btw.

LemonysSnicket · 06/07/2018 00:44

Chickens are fucking nightmares in residential areas. Our neighbours had some when I worked in a bar (6pm-2am) so them fucking screeching outside my window at 7am made life hell.

I think you're very selfish tbh. You are not rural or in a farm.

Dieu · 06/07/2018 00:47

Agreed.

Typhers · 06/07/2018 00:49

The chickens will kill and eat ‘anything’ stupid enough to not get out of the way. Ours where not bothered by the cat in the slightest, please film the cat vs chicken deathmatch!

HicDraconis · 06/07/2018 03:51

Our cat stays well clear of the chooks! She does occasionally venture into that part of the garden but they're all free ranging within their area, it only took a few episodes of beak vs nose for her to give them a wide berth :-)

Nothing wrong with keeping chickens in the back garden, you get healthier happier eggs for breakfast and the chicken-poo-straw mixture from the coops makes fab compost for the vege beds.

IsItThatTimeAlready131 · 06/07/2018 04:14

Sorry, I am a cat lover, so that is the side I would automatically support!

But, your garden, your rules. (Or from the chickens point of view, our home, our rules.) Providing there are no rules against you keeping the chickens, you are perfectly entitled to have them and to legally defend them against threats.

Unfortunately, short of your neighbour putting up something around the perimeter of their garden to stop the cat getting out, there is not much they can do to control where the cat goes, and it doesn't sound like she will do this. Of course, you could protect the perimeter of your garden to stop cats getting in, but this can get expensive and I don't see why you should have to fork out if there's other ways to stop the cat.

Even though I'm a cat lover, I agree with previous suggestions. Turning a water pistol on it is a suitable way to try to deter it (your neighbour is very unreasonable telling you not to, it's your garden and you're not abusing the cat, if she doesn't want you doing it then she has to keep her cat away), I'm sure most cats would avoid your garden if they are constantly squirted whenever coming in, they will simply change their territory to somewhere else.

Or just let those chickens loose. Sometimes it does a cat good to be put in it's place, and I'm sure your chooks will have a good go at telling it to leave their home alone. The cat seems as entitled as its owner, they both probably need taken down a peg or twgo. (But of course, someone needs to watch in case the cat is a feisty thing and manages to get the better if a chook, maybe be out there with a water pistol in case you need to separate the animals.)

WittyJack · 06/07/2018 05:38

Sorry but I had to laugh at “her cat is a bit of a twat who needs a new hobby” Grin

Chickens have big legs/claws and beaks. Cats are bright and have a strong instinct for self-preservation. I suspect it would quickly be Chickens - 1; Cat - 0.

AIBU here? Noisy chickens
Fletchasaurus · 06/07/2018 07:14

Unashamedly placemarking to see the outcome of chickens v cat. slinks away so she doesn't get water sprayed on her

longwayoff · 06/07/2018 07:54

I know nothing about chickens and am riveted by this. Had no idea they are such amazons. Go girls!

Lockheart · 06/07/2018 08:04

Am former chicken owner.

Unleash the hens!!

We were never bothered by neighbours cats until we lost all of our ladies. They chased off anything that went near them and used to steal food off our hulking dogs, who would then come whining to us Grin

TheGonnagle · 06/07/2018 08:05

Aah brilliant! Our chickens used to stalk our cats, creep up on them and then unleash the mighty squak/flap combo. Priceless comedy viewing!
Please do post the video!

TheGonnagle · 06/07/2018 08:07

Oh, and the marvellous day that our ginger cat stole all the cheese off the top of my daughters pizza in one big cheesy circle. He ran off down the garden with it, pleased as you like, only to have it unceremoniously stolen by a chicken.
God that was funny.

LakieLady · 06/07/2018 08:12

Your neighbour is BU imo. You must live somewhere really quiet for chicken noise to bother her, round here people seem to be taking it in turns to have extensions built and you can barely hear the chooks for the noise of cement mixers, angle grinders etc.

However, next door have just one chicken (there were 4, don't know what happened to the other 3). Since it's been a solo chicken, it seems to have decided it must make up in volume for the loss of the other 3. It squawks at an unbelievable volume. And it starts soon after 5 am!

It's too hot to shut the windows at night and I'm really tired of being woken at stupid o'clock and being unable to go back to sleep. Next door but one (in the other direction) also have chooks, but I never hear theirs before about 8.00.

I wonder if they're sedated at night?

ProfessorMoody · 06/07/2018 08:12

I have three cats. She needs to keep them out of your garden. Tell HER you'll report HER if she doesn't.

Be careful when you let the chickens at the cat. One of my cats killed one of my chickens Sad. Make sure you're close by and supervising.

However, I also had four large breed dogs that are renowned for having a very high prey drive. They'd chase and kill rabbits, sheep, horses if I would have let them (obviously I didn't!).

The chickens? Wouldn't go near them Grin

BabyTeeth · 06/07/2018 08:13

We have chickens in a suburb so worry about this a bit but no complaints as yet.

@GlitterGlassEye it’s not hard or expensive, apart from the initial outlay for their accommodation. The food is only a few pounds a week. From time to time there may be extras such as stuff to deal with worms and mites but these can be kept at bay with a good routine.

Apehouse · 06/07/2018 08:16

I’d consider getting a dog - a nice rescue dog who could watch the chickens and send the cat packing ...