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AIBU here? Noisy chickens

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FedUpLetDown · 05/07/2018 21:44

Genuinely unsure as to who is being unreasonable here. I have 4 hens which I keep in my back garden. At this time of year they like to get up early and make a fuss as soon as it’s light.

We live in a fairly built up areas so in order to minimise disruption to neighbours I lock them in at 8ish and let them out at 7ish when I get up. This stops them making a racket at really unsociable hours but, especially in this heat, I really can’t keep them locked in the dark much after 7am. I’ve had them 3 years and never had any complaint from neighbours, in fact most of the neighbours seem to really like them and I try to keep them on side by regularly giving them eggs.

I work from home, my office window is about 5 foot from the chicken run and I rarely hear them. The only time I do hear them is if one of them does something stupid like knock their water over or fall off their ladder. Then there’s a couple of minutes where they run around shrieking that the sky is falling before looking embarrassed and being quiet again. They’re also a bolshy bunch and whenever a cat comes into the garden they all run towards it (still contained in the run though) and cat normally legs it and doesn’t come back.

Enter new neighbour. She has a cat who’s sole purpose in life is to try and work out how to get into the chicken run. Cat is undeterred by mental chickens charging at it and instead spends hours upon hours pacing round the run, hissing, putting paws through the gaps and pouncing on the roof of the run. This makes the chickens run around squaking. New neighbour works night shifts and has demanded I do something about the chickens. The chickens which have always been quiet until she came with her cat.

I’ve told her the only way that they’ll be quiet is if she keeps her cat in. I admit I don’t know much about cats but I thought they were more active at night? If cat was just out at night chickens would be asleep and unbothered. New neighbour told me that would be cruel to only let it out at night, that cats have a right to roam and that I need to find a way to keep chickens quiet. Apparently she will be reporting me to the council for noise disturbance.

I have tried dissuading cat from garden - spikes on top of wall, lion poo and squirting it with a water pistol (which neighbour yells at me for doing if she spots me). Water gun results in cat jumping in the air, giving me evils for a couple of minutes before resuming chicken stalking.

TLDR new neighbours cat is pissing off my chickens which makes them squawk. Neighbour thinks this is my fault and I need to stop it. I think her cat is a bit of a twat who should get a new hobby.

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TattyFrench · 06/07/2018 11:52

When you play the video on your phone you can pause it at the bits you want and then screenshot those bits. Hold the home button and the 'turn off' button on the right hand side, simultaneously. The screen shot will go into your camera roll and you can post them for us to see your dancing neighbour.

Or, start a new thread title 'Chicken Run' under a new name and post the video 🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓 🐈🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕

VelociraptorRex · 06/07/2018 12:05

Go chickens! Grin I really want to see the video, I could do with a laugh!

TheEmmaDilemma · 06/07/2018 12:26

As a cat owner, who's neighbours used to have chickens, I would have been totally fine with this. As it was, mine never had the balls to even go near them.

Clubcuts · 06/07/2018 12:28

As a cat owner, who's neighbours used to have chickens, I would have been totally fine with this. As it was, mine never had the balls to even go near them.

Chicken cats! Smile

Loyaultemelie · 06/07/2018 14:12

Your neighbour is a bit egg-centric! Please tell me the girls will get some free range time daily from now on? Our cats give ours a wide berth , actually come to think of it ,apart from the now late lamented Harriet Hen who we rescued from a service station car park after she fell off a lorry, so do the dogs!

WonderfullySunny · 06/07/2018 15:50

@FedUpLetDown please please please some screen shots! I've been updated this thread all afternoon in the hope of seeing some Grin

UrsulaPandress · 06/07/2018 16:10

Pics or it didn't happen.

Fruitbat1980 · 06/07/2018 16:52

Brilliant OP! When we moved to the country with our Bengal cats I was worri d on day two when next door but one came round to inform me ‘I’ve just seen one of your cats riding next doors chicken’ I feared cats would eat chickens, I need ENG have worried, they showed him whose boss (chickens are boss) have him a good pecking! and he’s left them be ever since!

nervousnails · 06/07/2018 16:59

This is the best thread ever! Please do share some pics.

paceyswife · 06/07/2018 17:14

Brilliant thread

LakieLady · 06/07/2018 17:51

Well done those chickens! And please post the video on YouTube or something for us to enjoy, especially the bit of your neighbour doing Riverdance while chickens peck her sandals.

I'd love chickens, too, but so would my dog. It's just about possible that the chickens would scare her, but she's pretty bloody fearless and will stand up to dogs several times her size.

Bloody terriers, they have attitude in inverse proportion to their size.

Minxmumma · 06/07/2018 18:02

Definately let them out. My girls have kept my own cats and blooming huge dog in check. They never get any bother.

The cat's face will be a picture. Chickens are awesome 🐔🐔🐔

Toooldtobearsed · 06/07/2018 18:14

Winnie (head chicken) has my two bolshy labradors in fear of their lives. She pecks between their toes and totally freaks them out.

The cat sleeps in the run with them (they have a wooden garden seat with the legs cut right down to play on, and cat sleeps on it). When they free range, they love a mirror I have secreted in the shrubbery - real posers😁

Not suprised they have easily seen a cat off!

steppemum · 06/07/2018 19:45

hmm, our chickens keep local cats in order, but not dogs.
We have fostered dogs and without exception in a close encounter, the dogs have won.
Once we adopted out dog dh had to rebuild the chicken run to make it really dog proof, as in when he launched himself at it e can't get through it or over it.

Toooldtobearsed · 06/07/2018 20:05

Depends on the dogs @steppemum

My labs are wimps. Winnie bosses them all over. However a visiting lurcher - lovely dog- actually killed Freda, a shy and sweet chicken. It was truly horrific.
My dogs were introduced to chickens as puppies and I have never had a problem.

Troels · 06/07/2018 21:06

LOL I love it, no hopefully the cat will stay well away

Imustbemad00 · 06/07/2018 21:23

Please post video

CraftyNestUK · 06/07/2018 22:31

Waiting for photo or video

I’m thinking of getting chickens now too. My concern are foxes. So many in our area and they come through my garden in the day time - when we’re in it. (Have a dog too)

youknowwherethecityis · 06/07/2018 23:19

Chickens are awesome!

@CraftyNestUK
We have had chickens for 3 years. There's a family of 5 foxes that next door feed every night. They come right up to our back door and have no fear of people at all and often come into the garden when we're there. When we first got the chooks the foxes sat outside the coop for a long time but once they realised they couldn't get inside they gave up and we've never had any incidents.

FunnysInLaJardin · 06/07/2018 23:24

We have 3 chickens and our 11 yo cat observes them from a safe distance. They get to free range a bit and the cat is all Hmm when they are out but never gets too close!

cjferg · 10/07/2018 11:09

Still waiting for video...

We had chickens when I was growing up. Always ones rescued from chicken farms. Our cats never went near them, but one day when everyone was out at work/school some bastard was walking their dog past the house and it ran into the garden, jumped the run fence and killed loads of them.

This lot hadn't even been living the good life of real grass and being outside for very long. The person didn't even leave a note or anything. We just came back to a garden full of feathers :(

sarcasmisnotthelowestformofwit · 11/07/2018 08:44

Chickens like spaghetti ???

RedTulip86 · 11/07/2018 09:24

Chickens like anything including half-chewed food spat out by my kids. No food waste here

CandidaAlbicans · 11/07/2018 18:33

Chickens like spaghetti ???

With chickens it's more a case of what don't they like. They'll have a go at eating anything. If they were bigger I reckon they'd try eating us! Grin

NoNotheresnolyrics · 11/07/2018 18:53

Let the chickens get the cat! My cat is terrified of my chickens haha

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