To ask what the funniest thing you've read on Mumsnet is?

[OohOohMrPeevly]

There's some really funny people on here and some stuff has me smiling for days. One I read recently was about the names small children called their parents instead of Mummy and Daddy. One poster wrote that her DC called her DH "Daddy" and called her "Not Daddy" - still makes me smile.

I hadn't been on MN very long when someone was posting about her vile in-laws coming to visit and how miserable it made her. The OP seemed lovely, and she was getting quite a lot of support. And then some way in she posted some additional info about her in-law's vile dog which they also insisted on bringing and some poster wrote
"OMG, even the dog's a cunt"

And then the rest of the thread the posters kept referring to "cunty dog".

And I'm another one who's hugely enjoyed the Sex Hedge thread recently. Some of the posters (and the OP) are comedy gold.

Just cried with laughter at "come on you tiny wanker" in the GP's waiting room!

HoneyDragons curtain thread

Well mostly any thread starting by HoneyDragon is guaranteed a laugh

I still can’t find classics

This is brilliant. Also agree there are some exceptionally funny posters that just chuck the odd gem-like one-liners out. Love these.

classics

Willy Willy Willy
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1270796-To-have-reported-this-builder-to-his-company

Fly seat on bus

Wailing in the Sistine chapel

Snapped and farted

Thankyou
Which section is classics in
So I can go back to it

There was a great thread when I was pregnant (and very full of the crazy hormones) where the op
Was saying that her dc was faulty and she couldn’t find the instruction manual. It was great, lots of hilarious suggestions of upgrading to version 2.1 etc.
The comment that made me loose control of my faculties was that the dc was severely malfunctioning but she couldn’t return it because the box it came in was ripped to shreds when it was delivered

First ever rotfl 😂

Angela Hernandez
People keep having sex in my hedge

OMG I never knew about Classics - think I will have to phone in sick tomorrow whilst I work my way through it. Just about to start with "What's the worst behaviour you've seen at a wedding".

@Connie5858

Mumsnet stuff

I have laughed so hard over the years at stuff on here but the first one I can remember is when a man mansplainer started a thread offering to help people with their computer issues. The tone of the thread was that he was a young IT guy and he was willing to offer help to the befuddled aul wans on mumsnet. One of the first replies was 'thank you so much for your help, I am a computer programmer myself but up to now I have just been bashing the keyboard with my tits and hoping for the best' or words to that effect, it made me howl.

@Clionba I think the poster was just a bit overwhelmed / flapping and just introduced herself as the wrong name

'up to now I have just been bashing the keyboard with my tits and hoping for the best'

Wheezing

Thank you Soubriquet!
'Swamp crotch'

Oh, the snapped and farted one was just brilliant. That phrase is making me laugh again now.

There was another farting one many years ago which made me cry with laughter. I remember it involved someone letting rip during a job interview, and someone else saying she 'trod on a duck' (which also made the DC cry with laughter, and instantly entered our family vocabulary).

The husband that ate the Fat ball his daughter made for the birds:-)

I liked the thread about dating adverts for cats. One was something like ‘Handsome boy seeks date with open can of tuna, fun and maybe more.’

I have a fondness for 'tiny wanker'.

I've been crying with laughter all night reading some of these but 'willy, willy, willy' has just about finished me off. Thank you 😀

Soubriquet
Thankyou
Iv been looking for Ages

Brian from Hull and his yoni massage was brilliant but I still cannot think about the artisan scotch eggs/fat balls because the laughing gives me cramps
Don't know whether to be slightly chuffed or humiliated that my nannas fanny bangle was mentioned here!

Wailing in the Sistine chapel
Cancel the cheque for the sheer ridiculousness of it
And I can't remember what the thread was about, but I remember a reply from a woman who was on a treadmill and looked down to see her pantyliner had worked loose, stuck to the treadmill, and was whirring around - the mental image had me chuckling to myself for ages

OMG 'willy willy willy' from the builder thread just made me cry with laughter.

One that always makes me laugh is someone describing using a self checkout and shouting at a potato. I can't remember what the thread was even about, sleep deprivation maybe?

The poster was trying to put some shopping through self checkout and a small potato kept rolling off. She gave up trying to save it and said 'fuck off then you spud cunt'.