To ask what the funniest thing you've read on Mumsnet is?

[OohOohMrPeevly]

There's some really funny people on here and some stuff has me smiling for days. One I read recently was about the names small children called their parents instead of Mummy and Daddy. One poster wrote that her DC called her DH "Daddy" and called her "Not Daddy" - still makes me smile.

onefoot - I’ll try to link that one

I want to read all of these. I'm crying at the "your minge!" thing.

The one that stays with me is from one of the soap threads on style and beauty. One poster said she washed her bum with soap, prompting a reply telling her soap wasn't good for the vagina. The poster replied that no, she meant her anus.

"Well good for you and your perky anus" came the reply.

I think that phrase most days.

Cube of Poo.
Elderly Korean Lady.
And, to me, my very 1st post (mistakenly on AIBU where I eventually won a side argument with someone I later discovered was MN Royalty.

I really cracked up when I read one poster's description of their feelings upon finding out some people fancy Keith Lemon (ew):

'I'd rather shit in my hands and rub it up my fanny.' Crude, but oh my god the visuals!

Here you go onefoot

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1237046-In-thinking-he-should-call-my-lecturer-and-tell-them-what-he-did

Can’t remember the thread, but someone complaining about their husband not pulling his weight, and said she can’t say what he does as outing but he works away occasionally and for large sum of money. Someone said ‘is he a hitman OP?’ Really tickled me for some reason

Balonz cracks me up.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/baby_names/2197937-Help-Difficult-choice-of-boys-names-Sean-Daniel-or-Balonz

I actually really like Balonz

I might have to get another animal just to call it Balonz.

Only about a week or so ago there was a thread about a pushy boss or something. One funny lady said she had written her pushy boss an email saying “I think you’ll find this attachment clear and all you require” (or something) and instead of attaching the document, sent her boss a picture of her cat eating ham.

Makes me cry laughing!!

One of the first threads I ever read was about all the things they don't tell you about pregnancy.

OP said she was so constipated she had assumed the recovery position on the bath to poo. Took another 20 posts or so before she came back to to announce she actually meant brace position.

There followed a whole thread of people talking about her lying on the floor and pooing sideways. I was weeping at work and had to shut the thread done and leave the room.

The one where the op and her mum were out shopping together and they went back to the ops house for a cup of tea and when they opened the door the ops husband was on top of the landing shouting yoohoo, was naked and helecoptering his willy. It was his mil that opened the door and saw it while the op was bringing the shopping bags in.
The dh hid upstairs until the mil went away. Actually cried reading that.

I laughed so much at the post that's already been mentioned on here where the OP took her bikini bottoms off and stood blowing up armbands with her minge on display! Brilliant!

Also the Angela Hernandez post!

"Pumping on the Christmas tree" - someone asked if they took it in turns, and how does nanna manage if she's used all hers up during lunch. I howled at that.

Another one that had me in stitches - I can't remember anything about the actual topic, but someone intended to say "spoil yourself OP" but wrote "soil yourself OP". My sides ached when I read that. So unintentionally funny.

I can't find the "your minge" thread.. does anyone have a link please?

Can someone link to the snapped and farted thread?

I remember one from a few years ago, at least five I think! Can't remember the context but it was about things that had gone wrong in posters day or something... someone posted that they'd bought a few bits from the supermarket, weighing a potato and it had rolled off the scales. Cue her saying: oh go on then, fuck off you spud cunt! In front of lots of shoppers, Or something similar. So funny....

"Snapped and farted" much amusement at the typo then op came back with "I have IBS". I howled!

Not at IBS which I personally know is awful but in the context of that thread it just killed me

Has to be snapped and farted

Your minge was a joy

I still remember the poster who worried about taking her pfb abroad for their holiday, so they did a practice flight from somewhere like London to Manchester to check that pfb would be ok on a plane

Purplerobe, I hope someone's able to post a link for it! I've just been looking and can't find it but would love to read it again!

OMG Crumpet I remember the 'practise flight' too! Brilliant!

Has snapped and farted ever came back?

I started reading that one then got a little puzzled and wandered off

Years and years and years ago there was a section where posters could upload pictures of their children.

Two posters conspired to post slightly rude comments about one anothers photos and the outrage that ensued was brilliant. Nothing as funny since then.

Can I nominate the "te noihydc" thread?

I couldn't breathe for laughing. There are some creative and hilarious posters on here...but I think it was the dead serious ones, desperate to know what everyone was talking about, that tickled me most.

I pooed on my skirt at work. ‘ I’m so sorry Alan’. Still makes me smile.

Snapped and farted here

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/3277729-Embarrassed-by-boyfriend