to think Bum is not appropriate in a newspaper

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www.newhamrecorder.co.uk/news/crime-court/dealer-who-kept-drugs-in-bum-for-four-days-is-jailed-1-5565614

how odd

You'd prefer bottom? In the case of someone having drugs up their hole for 4 days I don't think the word is the issue.

and then he tried to sell it to a policeman?
obviously drug selling to the policeman wasnt a clever move

he then refused to go to the toilet for 4 days

the policeman or the druggie

You don't like bum yet say toilet? 😳

Giving a hole new meaning to 'crack' cocaine

Surely bum is one of the least offensive words out there?

yabu for saying 'toilet'

I think this story is epic. I love it for all the wrong reasons. Didn’t realise bum was inappropriate though

Now now let’s not all pretend we’re Nancy Mitford and go on about toilet. We all know none of you are upper class 🤣

What? Why cant i say toilet?

Don’t you want to be a middle class wannabe like panda and forbidden moustache?

Brilliant northernbella.

What’s wrong with toilet?!

What on earth is inappropriate about it?

oh to be a journalist

Well, I think bum is preferable to anus which would be the ‘correct’ term. Shudder.

I just don’t understand how he could give someone what they wanted when he had 46 envelopes of heroin and crack. If someone asked for heroin did he do a lucky dip and if he pulled out crack he just kept going until he finally pulled out a heroin envelope, then shove the crack envelopes back up? Are the envelopes coloured, how would he know which was which as he fished them out of his arse? I’m intrigued.

Sprinkles fuck Same, I bought all that quinoa for nothing 🤦

I love how the whole article is written, it's straight out of Viz, including the photo!

Also why do they keep saying `'in his bum" not "up his bum"?

*fuck sake

Surely it’s rectum?!

Everyone knows the correct wording is "stuffed up his shitter"

It's fine imo.

Anus, bum, bottom... Does it really matter?
stuffed up his shitter is a bit crude... But my grandmother used to say worse whenever she went shopping

What word would you rather was used?