to think Bum is not appropriate in a newspaper

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www.newhamrecorder.co.uk/news/crime-court/dealer-who-kept-drugs-in-bum-for-four-days-is-jailed-1-5565614

how odd

Surely no one can clench 46 parcels of drugs between their bum cheeks! And he refused to go to the toilet for 4 days then "passed them out"