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BUNFIGHT HERE

999 replies

beluga425 · 07/06/2018 14:54

Am I imagining it or are very simple innocuous threads descending into bunfights more frequently.

I cordially invite everyone to ready their flinging buns here instead. Needed are:

  • Someone to police the fight (whilst stirring it up a bit);
  • Grammar police to insure everybodies writing proper (your welcome);
  • Someone to ignore the basic points and totally misinterpret the thread;
  • About 50 posters to find increasingly patronising ways of saying RTFT;
  • Someone to be utterly horrified;
  • Punctuation lessons from those in-the-know;;;;;;;;
-Liberal use of these two: Hmm Confused;
  • and a passive aggressive "Wow, just wow" on page 3.
OP posts:
Puzzledandpissedoff · 07/06/2018 15:38

Have you considered SN / ASD?

If someone's already suggested this (and since it's Mumsnet they must have) it just goes to show I've not RTFT ... do I get bonus points?? Grin

SalemBlackCat · 07/06/2018 15:39

Shoot. I mean weigh up that risk. Lol Then again many spend way too much time weighing risks that they could make whey by hand.

KurriKurri · 07/06/2018 15:39

If bunfights are all you have to worry about, you need to get a life HmmHmmConfusedHmmBiscuit

One day when threads aren't around any more you might appreciate them a bit more. Some of us haven't got a thread to turn to Sad

What about Syria !!!!?????!!!

This thread looks a little carb heavy, could you swap the popcorn for some cubes of dust and slice of cucumber skin ?

Have reported you OP for starting a thread about threads.

Bluelady · 07/06/2018 15:39

She's over 50? Must have dementia.

trulybadlydeeply · 07/06/2018 15:40

Having done an AS, I know think that the OP is actually the OW, which is why she's never going to agree that she is BU.

ChestOfFields · 07/06/2018 15:40

Glad you said buns!
A bun with fancy icing is still a bun, and yes they are very sickly and not at all nice to eat!

So please can i use the chocolate biscuits from subway? Because that's what they are, BISCUITS!
And anyway the white chocolate ones are much nicer, even though I don't like chocolate
HmmHmm

Pinkyponkcustard · 07/06/2018 15:40

Naice ham

BlueSapp · 07/06/2018 15:40

This exact thing happen to a friend of mine (not me definitely not me) and it was all sorted really quickly i don't understand why your making such a fuss! Biscuit

Puzzledandpissedoff · 07/06/2018 15:41

Anyone nominated this for Classics? Wink

GladAllOver · 07/06/2018 15:41

Am I imagining it or are very simple innocuous threads descending into bunfights more frequently.

Excuse me, but if that is a question it requires a question mark instead of a full stop!

user546425732 · 07/06/2018 15:43

I'm over 50 and I don't have demensha...demonshia....oh fuck it, whatever it's called.
YABA (you are being ageist)

MarklahMarklah · 07/06/2018 15:43

I haven't even read the thread and so many of you are being unreasonable.
I suggest you
LTB
Find the cheque
Turn it off and turn it on again
Get him to do the night feeds
If you want to dye it green, go ahead
Ask her if she meant to be so rude

YouOKHun · 07/06/2018 15:43

I haven’t RTFT but I’m so sorry OP, it sounds like he is having an affair.

BlueSapp · 07/06/2018 15:43

did any of you people actually go to schol? its whom not who Hmm

54321go · 07/06/2018 15:45

We can't understand it without a diagram!
There might have been one between pages 3 and 6 but I nodded off.

Sortofcool · 07/06/2018 15:46

Blue how insensitive can you get. I missed loads of school due to ill health and crap parents who didn’t get it sorted out. So I’m really sorry if my grammar and spelling offends you.

ThumbWitchesAbroad · 07/06/2018 15:47

BlueSapp - looks like you're a victim of Muphry's Law Grin

ciderhouserules · 07/06/2018 15:49

Mine's a bourbon.

Biscuit
Jenasaurus · 07/06/2018 15:50

and..wheres the diagram!

0h · 07/06/2018 15:51

Who do you think you are, OP? The Bunfight Police? What gives you the right to tell is where we can bunfight?

BanananananaDaiquiri · 07/06/2018 15:52

Don't judge OP. That might have been the only screentime those buns have had all year.

RatRolyPoly · 07/06/2018 15:54

Didn't you post this exact thread about a week ago?

You're clearly doing it for attention. I don't know why else you'd be posting if you aren't going to listen to anybody's good advice.

Oh, and all you other posters, if you're not roundly condemning the OP you're an attention-seeker-apologist. Take a look at yourselves. Misogynists.

MiddleClassProblem · 07/06/2018 15:54

BlueSapp, it’s not its. No one owns the whom unless we’re talking about slavery... Hmm

SapphireSeptember · 07/06/2018 15:54

Do teacakes count as buns? They've got currants in them. Careful though, you might take someone's eye out with the candied peel.

Anyway, YABVU OP, have a Biscuit!

Now I really want some buns. Sad

Blames millennials for everything.
Wants to ban chewing gum/dogs/fun. (Or thinks everyone should have a dog and doesn't trust people who don't own or like dogs. Hmm)
Blending a banana destroys all the nutrients and turns it into pure sugar.
(Things I've read recently.)

MrsMoastyToasty · 07/06/2018 15:56

So, your getting loads of legal advise off randomers?