BUNFIGHT HERE

[beluga425]

Am I imagining it or are very simple innocuous threads descending into bunfights more frequently.

I cordially invite everyone to ready their flinging buns here instead. Needed are:

• Someone to police the fight (whilst stirring it up a bit);
• Grammar police to insure everybodies writing proper (your welcome);
• Someone to ignore the basic points and totally misinterpret the thread;
• About 50 posters to find increasingly patronising ways of saying RTFT;
• Someone to be utterly horrified;
• Punctuation lessons from those in-the-know;;;;;;;;

-Liberal use of these two: ;

• and a passive aggressive "Wow, just wow" on page 3.

Just block these buns on phone and all social media. It's not that difficult ffs!

Oh, and another thing, I cannot understand how anyone can like something I don't, how dare you wear makeup/read Harry Potter/not like the exact same things I like.

I couldn't possibly comment I'm a feminist

@RatRolyPoly

Stop being a sock puppet. You and the other TRAs are always acting like handmaidens and are in thrall of the patriarchy.

(Sorry, but someone always says it to you Rat! Keep up the good work!!!)

Did you mean to be so rude?

OP I don't know what kind of response you expected. You're coming across as quite an unpleasant person.

I have anxiety and this thread is making my anxiety more anxious so I'm out!

Picture(of the bun fight) or it never happened!

Right, you bunch of cunts...

I did try posting this photo on here. I managed to post it in 2 other threads instead.... neither bun themed....

See.... here and here

OP. Did you mean to be so rude?

Oh Please just remember that no is a complete sentence

I'm a GP I'm not and recent research shows that three buns a day will stop you getting ingrowing toenails, some of you are very out of date.

If you don't have any luck at a and e for your bun problem OP, log a complaint with the coastguard, that's what they are there for.

You sound like you have anger issues OP. Do you often find yourself considering violence?

I suggest counselling and/or a spa day.

OP I’m going against the grain here, Just because someone has to.

By the way there is nothing like enough swearing on this thread.

OP it's time to get your buns in a row... have you had your free half hour with a baker... you're entitled to half his buns - more if there's children involved - don't take any less than you're entitled to.

I just wanted to lever in the totally unrelated factoids that my imaginary children exist on a diet of spinach, quinoa and chickpeas and that I (and I'm sure this is relevant) managed to lose all my baby-weight by doing yoga and eating pure, organic, Tibetan yak yogurt.

Just to remind you OP that this is AIBU. So what exactly is your question?

@GerdaLovesLili
That's child abuse of the highest order. Someone call SS

Look it is not a typing exam people, Christ on a bike!

Sadtiemz Emmasmum

Can someone(—obviously not as busy as me—) please sum up the last few pages cos I can’t be bothered to read them.

cjt110 oh, dear on a school starting thread? I thought shit like that only happened to me.

OP don't think you're telling us the full story here

Chairpatiobike, a feminist who can't comment? That's got to be a first. Can you not see how misogynistic baking is?

Lol Buggered

Anyway, I don't know what the OP's talking about, I have never ONCE seen a bunfight on Mumsnet. I've seen a couple of almosr bunfights but they were swiftly deleted. People always talk about bunfights but where are they? And no, nothing you link to proves anything because until I see any actual physical bun with a fucking cherry on top then this is nothing but a dirty smear campaign.

We see you.

I’m not a lawyer but I can categorically state that this is illegal and you can and should sue.