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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

BUNFIGHT HERE

999 replies

beluga425 · 07/06/2018 14:54

Am I imagining it or are very simple innocuous threads descending into bunfights more frequently.

I cordially invite everyone to ready their flinging buns here instead. Needed are:

  • Someone to police the fight (whilst stirring it up a bit);
  • Grammar police to insure everybodies writing proper (your welcome);
  • Someone to ignore the basic points and totally misinterpret the thread;
  • About 50 posters to find increasingly patronising ways of saying RTFT;
  • Someone to be utterly horrified;
  • Punctuation lessons from those in-the-know;;;;;;;;
-Liberal use of these two: Hmm Confused;
  • and a passive aggressive "Wow, just wow" on page 3.
OP posts:
Bubbletrouble43 · 07/06/2018 15:34

spat my hummus and ricecake over the keyboard banana

daimbars · 07/06/2018 15:34

Have you tried a sling?

StaplesCorner · 07/06/2018 15:34

Past who put you in charge? (stockpiles buns)

trulybadlydeeply · 07/06/2018 15:34

Yes YABU, why did you have to park this thread close to so many other similar threads, when there's so much space in other parts of MN? There's always one.

BlueSapp · 07/06/2018 15:34

Well why would you say that Bananas I mean talk about projecting your own insecurities onto OP Shock

Bubbletrouble43 · 07/06/2018 15:34

theres no protein in that before anyone says so

DamnItPatrice · 07/06/2018 15:35

you sound like hard work.

Narya · 07/06/2018 15:35

Haven't RTFT

Hmm

HTH

lancelott · 07/06/2018 15:35

YABU - what is with all the rules OP? Are you always this anxious. Hmm

Either way LTB, your OH sounds like a great guy, but there is definitely another woman involved.

Bubbletrouble43 · 07/06/2018 15:35

op im going to request this thread is moved to the relationships board

ShellyBoobs · 07/06/2018 15:35

MN: find his passwords and go through all of his personal messages, emails, post, phone records, NHS info, school certificates, etc, etc.

OP: but I only wondered what he might be arranging as a surprise for my 40th!

Bubbletrouble43 · 07/06/2018 15:35

i bet fuckers that do that are the types that tidy up other peoples houses

Pinkyponkcustard · 07/06/2018 15:36

Cancel the cheque (my personal fave)

BlueSapp · 07/06/2018 15:36

I'm sorry OP you need to face up to reality, If you ever come back, maybe this thing is all made up

Bluelady · 07/06/2018 15:36

Ignore all the pearl clutchers

Respond with a tinkly little laugh and a head tilt

beluga425 · 07/06/2018 15:36

Wow some of the comments here are harsh, I mean its just OP's opinion don't judge her buns so quickly, [roll eyes] some people!
Yeah, stop judging my buns everyone. Just because I've exposed them to everyone on a public forum, why does anyone think it ok to have an opinion?
Stop hoicking your judgy pants. Anyway I suffer from anxiety so you can't say ANYTHING!!!

OP posts:
upsydaisydah · 07/06/2018 15:36

You just need to cut out all white carbohydrates and eat fresh air

BonsaiBear · 07/06/2018 15:36

I just don't think the OP is listening or taking responsibility for their actions at this point. You've had so much useful advice OP...care to share why you're ignoring it?

Hmm
StaplesCorner · 07/06/2018 15:37

Ask your GP?

karyatide · 07/06/2018 15:37

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

BigFatBloomers · 07/06/2018 15:37

A few of these ...

BUNFIGHT HERE
WednesdaySpinner · 07/06/2018 15:37

OP, there are several other threads on this already. If you searched, you would find the answer there.

HTH Biscuit

Buggered · 07/06/2018 15:38

I don’t agree with anything you say OP. So you must be a PENIS OWNER, or you’re a handmaiden.

BlueSapp · 07/06/2018 15:38

Rude

Pinkyponkcustard · 07/06/2018 15:38

Clutches pearls!

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