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BUNFIGHT HERE

999 replies

beluga425 · 07/06/2018 14:54

Am I imagining it or are very simple innocuous threads descending into bunfights more frequently.

I cordially invite everyone to ready their flinging buns here instead. Needed are:

  • Someone to police the fight (whilst stirring it up a bit);
  • Grammar police to insure everybodies writing proper (your welcome);
  • Someone to ignore the basic points and totally misinterpret the thread;
  • About 50 posters to find increasingly patronising ways of saying RTFT;
  • Someone to be utterly horrified;
  • Punctuation lessons from those in-the-know;;;;;;;;
-Liberal use of these two: Hmm Confused;
  • and a passive aggressive "Wow, just wow" on page 3.
OP posts:
TerfsUp · 10/06/2018 19:06

I am sure all of you are taking the buns' side as they are MN royalty.

WhiskeySourpuss · 10/06/2018 19:08

I've seen One Bun Every Minute. You're fooling no-one.

Thats exaggerated for dramatic effect... my buns came out of the oven painlessly & without so much as a whimper from me... I had incense & whale music it was very relaxing

Not really it was fucking excruciating & that fuckwit was about as useful as tits on a bull

Kittycuddles · 10/06/2018 19:25

First of all no one responded to my first post

Second of all Megan Markle had NO right to wear clothes that aren't sourced from antique rugs and cover every inch of her from torso down.

BTW have you see how much her style has changed??

Why has the Palace done that to her?

TerfsUp · 10/06/2018 19:38

I am getting married and my buns are baulking at the idea of a bun week in Majorca followed by a bun weekend in Blackpool followed by a bun spa day in London.

Why are they being unreasonable?

beluga425 · 10/06/2018 19:48

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OP posts:
WhiskeySourpuss · 10/06/2018 19:59

Terf this wedding is not all about you & the bun nights/weekends/days that you want... WTF do you think you are... THE BRIDE Hmm

BlackBeltInChildWrangling · 10/06/2018 20:01

The OP's back!!!!!!

BlackBeltInChildWrangling · 10/06/2018 20:03

Here Kitty, have my first Biscuit

WhiskeySourpuss · 10/06/2018 20:03

The OP's back!!!!!!

But where has she been??

FreudianSlurp · 10/06/2018 20:15

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BlackBeltInChildWrangling · 10/06/2018 20:17

It's ok Whiskey, she PM'd me (because I'm worth it) before all her devices were taken away. She's been in the Priory for a while for her Bun Addiction and Conflict Resolution Issues.

BlackBeltInChildWrangling · 10/06/2018 20:22

Freudian is back too.

Perhaps they've been together.

TerfsUp · 10/06/2018 20:24

Terf this wedding is not all about you & the bun nights/weekends/days that you want...

Sob

I am cutting you out of my will and leaving all of my worldly goods to a charity for disabled pigeons.

FreudianSlurp · 10/06/2018 20:25

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FreudianSlurp · 10/06/2018 20:26

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WhiskeySourpuss · 10/06/2018 20:26

I am cutting you out of my will and leaving all of my worldly goods to a charity for disabled pigeons.

But I can still have your buns... right???

TerfsUp · 10/06/2018 20:26

Oh, yeah? Well, I'm deleting you from my FaceBook page for stalking my fiance, Freudian.

BlackBeltInChildWrangling · 10/06/2018 20:28

Maybe they've come back for Terf's wedding.

Just off to buy a hat. This is my first Fred wedding.

Throwing buns instead of confetti, buns tied to the going away car bumper.

Yay!

TerfsUp · 10/06/2018 20:28

fuming

It's fumming and it's what you do in your dinning room.

No, Whiskey. The sooner me and my family go NC with you, the better. (And, no, I'm not bitter.)

FreudianSlurp · 10/06/2018 20:28

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WhiskeySourpuss · 10/06/2018 20:28

I came off Facebook I was getting depressed looking at everyone's pictures of perfect buns & I couldn't compete EnvySad

TerfsUp · 10/06/2018 20:29

This is my first Fred wedding.

Fred? FRED?! Stop mis-gendering me.

FreudianSlurp · 10/06/2018 20:29

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WhiskeySourpuss · 10/06/2018 20:30

No, Whiskey. The sooner me and my family go NC with you, the better. (And, no, I'm not bitter.)

Unrelated... anyone looking to buy a hat?

BlackBeltInChildWrangling · 10/06/2018 20:32

Can somebody please explain IG to me??? Blush

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