BUNFIGHT HERE

[beluga425]

Am I imagining it or are very simple innocuous threads descending into bunfights more frequently.

I cordially invite everyone to ready their flinging buns here instead. Needed are:

• Someone to police the fight (whilst stirring it up a bit);
• Grammar police to insure everybodies writing proper (your welcome);
• Someone to ignore the basic points and totally misinterpret the thread;
• About 50 posters to find increasingly patronising ways of saying RTFT;
• Someone to be utterly horrified;
• Punctuation lessons from those in-the-know;;;;;;;;

-Liberal use of these two: ;

• and a passive aggressive "Wow, just wow" on page 3.

I'm such a great mumma. I'm juggling my buns, and they're ORGANIC

I luffs you all

One for Classics...*

@NannyOgg, I'm afraid you have completely misunderstood. What you want to do is try Zoflora.

By the way, what do you all think of the name Beelzebub? Or is Cynthia better?

Time, it's got to be Beelzebun, surely? And Zofloura?

@TerfsUp

I believe the general stance is that you are due an apology note. Blank card with a pretty handwritten note. Maybe in WHSmith (because as grown adult who has kept themselves alive you don't know where to buy cards and so I need to tell you). Or I personally would suggest a Stella McCartney card as appropriate, not because I'm trying to pretend I'm fancy and rich (I am trying to make everyone KNOW), because you can just pop down the shops.

Also some nice flowers and a new handbag (the contents of mine are worth £420k, my few essential designer bits and stolen diamonds, I think that's normal value, it all adds up pretty quickly).

Why don't you try co-sleeping with your buns?

@LuMarie - thank you for understanding my speshul circumstances. The rest of MN are so mean.

AIBU in wanting to call the police on this thread?

Or perhaps I could just complain my buns' teacher who obviously doesn't like them.

Wait - I know! I should call the police on my buns' teacher and get them to apologise to me for being pregnant.

I'm naming my child Corinthia the Indestructible! Anyone get the reference from Miranda's live show...?

I'm expecting twin buns.

The girl will be called Bunita (Bunnie for a nickname). The boy will be called Bundhyr (Bundy for a nickname).

Really Beginning? Why can't the boy be called Bunnard? What's wrong with traditional names these days? Are you discriminating against Bunnards up and down the nation! I am shocked and abhorred by this and I will be reporting you to MNHQ forthwith!

Why can't the boy be called Bunnard?

I suppose it's better than Bunsoft!

How very goady of you, yawning.

I am here to serve TerfsUp

@AbsolutelyBeginning Bundy... seriously he'll be forever linked with Al Bundy/Ted Bundy/Cliven Bundy/any other random person with the surname Bundy is this really what you want people to think of when they see your buns?

They shouldn't be thinking about my buns, let alone seeing them.

But you're all such drama llamas. Play nicely now, children.

If they do, BlackBelt, make sure that you get your free 30 minutes with a solicitor for legal advice.

It's ok Terf, I once sat next to a Judge on a train, so I am now fully legally qualified.

Oooh! The Voice of Authority!

The Thread Police have turned up at last

I haven't RTFT, only page 1, can one of you summarise for me?
Need to cancel the cheque, though.

I see your twin buns, and I raise(n) you triplets. Mine are called Avocado, Zoflora and Spirulina. They are just doing 23 GCSEs each and are currently EBF.

I haven't RTFT, can someone tell me what bun means?

Hopefully someone will come along and mansplain buns to Terf shortly.