BUNFIGHT HERE

[beluga425]

Am I imagining it or are very simple innocuous threads descending into bunfights more frequently.

I cordially invite everyone to ready their flinging buns here instead. Needed are:

• Someone to police the fight (whilst stirring it up a bit);
• Grammar police to insure everybodies writing proper (your welcome);
• Someone to ignore the basic points and totally misinterpret the thread;
• About 50 posters to find increasingly patronising ways of saying RTFT;
• Someone to be utterly horrified;
• Punctuation lessons from those in-the-know;;;;;;;;

-Liberal use of these two: ;

• and a passive aggressive "Wow, just wow" on page 3.

BUT I may be able to send one of something else I discovered afterwards....

Where are u all?????

Apologies for the stale buns everyone. My Waitrose delivery didn't turn up. I had to use some leftover buns we'd brought back from our gite (with pool) in France several days ago.

Here, have a baguette

Soooooo no takers on my nearly tragic tale then?

Here, have a baguette

I am on a low-carb diet so that is very triggering for me, BlackBelt. You should have warned me first.

It was in the midst of the bunfight.... Omg is nobody even remotely c-u-r-i-o-u-s? Have u all gone ti bed lightweights?

I'm here Book, but if any of you VIPERS mention my muffin top, I'm flouncing out of here, (with a flick of my hair and a backwards glance to make sure you're all watching).

Sad now.... bottom lip quivers...... arm nearly falling off doing so many 's

Did someone mention muffins? Oh, look! It's BlackBelt. Sorry, I didn't you see standing there. (Not sure how I missed you....)

blackthats a startneed a few more now...

Think there maybe some wallflours on here..

I'm not sure I can oblige Book, Terf's just sliced right through me

Here I am, just loafing on the sofa.

Getting my coat...
Maybe some takers in the morning. Need to sleep on my decision whether yo reveal all and whether to show the evidence of the lengths some are going to.... It's SCAREY!!!!!!!

You'd think there'd be more bunsnetters milling around.

Hopefully the OP will roll back up at some stage.

Got my self some buns today.. whispers from lidl - but i brought my waitrose bag for life, so all is right in the world..

Typical MN! Showing off about their environmental credentials and the fact that they shop at Waitrose. Next we'll be hearing a humblebrag about how their children gave up their own supper and used it to feed 16 homeless people while gaining 18 GCSEs at age 7 but turned down places at Cambridge and Oxford to hike the Mother Teresa trail.

Sorry but you clearly can't control the first bun. Why did you get more? You need to rehome the lot and never buy another bun, utterly irrisponsible. Shelters are full of unwanted buns coz of people like you who see cute in the window and have no idea of the actual responsibility. Shame on you.

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This is the very last thing I am going to say on this thread.

No, wait. This is the last thing.

I have more to say but am waiting until someone apologise to me.

Time to get your ducks in a row OP

This so fucking pathetic

How dare you have a sense of humour

They might have had disabilities so just because they threw a brick through your window for no reason doesn't mean you can shout at them.

Dont be mean.

Entitled.

LTB

What if this was a man you would ALL be saying LTB

Don't misgender me plz

If I want to call my baby Neil addams big farty chubby chops the second I am in every right to do so and all those who said it was stupid can go such a d*

And if Nabfccts wants to be a girl then two days old is NOT too young to ask for some hormonal drugs.

That's all it is right?