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BUNFIGHT HERE

999 replies

beluga425 · 07/06/2018 14:54

Am I imagining it or are very simple innocuous threads descending into bunfights more frequently.

I cordially invite everyone to ready their flinging buns here instead. Needed are:

  • Someone to police the fight (whilst stirring it up a bit);
  • Grammar police to insure everybodies writing proper (your welcome);
  • Someone to ignore the basic points and totally misinterpret the thread;
  • About 50 posters to find increasingly patronising ways of saying RTFT;
  • Someone to be utterly horrified;
  • Punctuation lessons from those in-the-know;;;;;;;;
-Liberal use of these two: Hmm Confused;
  • and a passive aggressive "Wow, just wow" on page 3.
OP posts:
AbsolutelyBeginning · 09/06/2018 17:34

Your last one hit me right in the fucking ear

Call the police to log this and get on to a shit hot lawyer without delay! You might make an aBUNdance of cash out of this.

yawning801 · 09/06/2018 17:41

Oh I hope you are bready for a lesson in puns, Beginning...

I know you'll want naan of this, but I have looked through Punpedia and my own knowledge, leaving no scone unturned! This may be pain-ful, but I could hardly wheat to start on these bun puns! I hope that you will use your loaf to think of a response. This is Peter Bread reporting from Pun HQ! Grin

yawning801 · 09/06/2018 17:42

That's meant to say Punsnet HQ. I forgot to type the last four letters! Hmm

HarrietSpecter · 09/06/2018 17:44

@yawning801 doughn't start...

Bookemdannoplease · 09/06/2018 17:58

absolutelyGrin yeah gonna make mself a loada dough out of this! The cost of living is rising they say but I think its a loada hot air. Its a pitta but thats loaf.

yawning801 · 09/06/2018 18:00

Prove it Book.

BlackBeltInChildWrangling · 09/06/2018 19:00

At yeast I care about the OP, even if she has scone. Naan of you other posters dough.

mathanxiety · 09/06/2018 19:05

Scone rhymes with gone, obv.

yawning801 · 09/06/2018 20:22

You appear to be on a roll here, and I yam impressed! Lets hope these jokes don't fall a bit flat bread. Just like that one just did...

Anyway, enough of me waffling on! Lets get rye-t on with the bunfight!

AbsolutelyBeginning · 09/06/2018 20:25

yawning801

Grin
SabineUndine · 09/06/2018 20:25

Just reaching for my oar to stick in and give you all a good stir . . .

OW! Who threw that bun? It was bloody stale!

AbsolutelyBeginning · 09/06/2018 20:28

Bookemdannoplease

yeah gonna make mself a loada dough out of this! The cost of living is rising they say but I think its a loada hot air. Its a pitta but thats loaf

I bread your pardon? Jesus Crust! Any more puns like that and we're toast. Grin

mmmgoats · 09/06/2018 20:32

I think you mean bun-fight OP, not bunfight. HTH.

yawning801 · 09/06/2018 20:41

I'm taking these with a grain of salt!

My expression throughout this thread has been a rye smile. And what buns am I planning to throw? That's on a knead-to-dough basis, but I say this... you will baguette hurt!

Ikabod · 09/06/2018 20:45

Blatantly placemarking...

SabineUndine · 09/06/2018 20:50

uses oar to swat off flying buns

I may have invented Bunminton here.

AbsolutelyBeginning · 09/06/2018 20:54

I would throw some more buns, but I'm just waiting for the Waitrose delivery

Hope you have better luck than me! I ordered some from Tesco, but they substituted them for Ryvita. Useless!

yawning801 · 09/06/2018 20:55

Oh yes Sabine! I'll serve them at the dinner table!

Wanttomakemincepies · 09/06/2018 21:08

I don't think enough buns have been thrown yet. MNHQ has not got involved or removed anyone's post.

Tookawrongturnsomewhere · 09/06/2018 21:10

Looks like OP has scone with the wind. In the nicest possible way it was probably for the best. xxx

yawning801 · 09/06/2018 21:21

Will that do, mince? Grin

Bookemdannoplease · 09/06/2018 21:46

Have update on bunfight.... I nearly died but before I can reveal all I need some interest........

Bookemdannoplease · 09/06/2018 21:47

Bunp

TerfsUp · 09/06/2018 21:48

Bookemdannoplease - do you have a diagram? If not, there probably won't be any interest.

Bookemdannoplease · 09/06/2018 21:50

It's too gory to chouxshow tbh