BUNFIGHT HERE

[beluga425]

Am I imagining it or are very simple innocuous threads descending into bunfights more frequently.

I cordially invite everyone to ready their flinging buns here instead. Needed are:

• Someone to police the fight (whilst stirring it up a bit);
• Grammar police to insure everybodies writing proper (your welcome);
• Someone to ignore the basic points and totally misinterpret the thread;
• About 50 posters to find increasingly patronising ways of saying RTFT;
• Someone to be utterly horrified;
• Punctuation lessons from those in-the-know;;;;;;;;

-Liberal use of these two: ;

• and a passive aggressive "Wow, just wow" on page 3.

Your last one hit me right in the fucking ear

Call the police to log this and get on to a shit hot lawyer without delay! You might make an aBUNdance of cash out of this.

Oh I hope you are bready for a lesson in puns, Beginning...

I know you'll want naan of this, but I have looked through Punpedia and my own knowledge, leaving no scone unturned! This may be pain-ful, but I could hardly wheat to start on these bun puns! I hope that you will use your loaf to think of a response. This is Peter Bread reporting from Pun HQ!

That's meant to say Punsnet HQ. I forgot to type the last four letters!

@yawning801 doughn't start...

absolutely yeah gonna make mself a loada dough out of this! The cost of living is rising they say but I think its a loada hot air. Its a pitta but thats loaf.

Prove it Book.

At yeast I care about the OP, even if she has scone. Naan of you other posters dough.

Scone rhymes with gone, obv.

You appear to be on a roll here, and I yam impressed! Lets hope these jokes don't fall a bit flat bread. Just like that one just did...

Anyway, enough of me waffling on! Lets get rye-t on with the bunfight!

yawning801

Just reaching for my oar to stick in and give you all a good stir . . .

OW! Who threw that bun? It was bloody stale!

Bookemdannoplease

yeah gonna make mself a loada dough out of this! The cost of living is rising they say but I think its a loada hot air. Its a pitta but thats loaf

I bread your pardon? Jesus Crust! Any more puns like that and we're toast.

I think you mean bun-fight OP, not bunfight. HTH.

I'm taking these with a grain of salt!

My expression throughout this thread has been a rye smile. And what buns am I planning to throw? That's on a knead-to-dough basis, but I say this... you will baguette hurt!

Blatantly placemarking...

uses oar to swat off flying buns

I may have invented Bunminton here.

I would throw some more buns, but I'm just waiting for the Waitrose delivery

Hope you have better luck than me! I ordered some from Tesco, but they substituted them for Ryvita. Useless!

Oh yes Sabine! I'll serve them at the dinner table!

I don't think enough buns have been thrown yet. MNHQ has not got involved or removed anyone's post.

Looks like OP has scone with the wind. In the nicest possible way it was probably for the best. xxx

Will that do, mince?

Have update on bunfight.... I nearly died but before I can reveal all I need some interest........

Bunp

Bookemdannoplease - do you have a diagram? If not, there probably won't be any interest.

It's too gory to chouxshow tbh