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BUNFIGHT HERE

999 replies

beluga425 · 07/06/2018 14:54

Am I imagining it or are very simple innocuous threads descending into bunfights more frequently.

I cordially invite everyone to ready their flinging buns here instead. Needed are:

  • Someone to police the fight (whilst stirring it up a bit);
  • Grammar police to insure everybodies writing proper (your welcome);
  • Someone to ignore the basic points and totally misinterpret the thread;
  • About 50 posters to find increasingly patronising ways of saying RTFT;
  • Someone to be utterly horrified;
  • Punctuation lessons from those in-the-know;;;;;;;;
-Liberal use of these two: Hmm Confused;
  • and a passive aggressive "Wow, just wow" on page 3.
OP posts:
SongsOfInnocence · 09/06/2018 07:18

Should of marked it lighthearted OP

Baubletrouble43 · 09/06/2018 08:06

Can't you just retrain???

Cuttingthegrass · 09/06/2018 08:07

New neighbours have been flinging buns around all night and I haven't slept a wink and have finished a 102 hour shift I am fumming aibu to fling a bun threw there open window with glitter in it only I have anxiety

borntobequiet · 09/06/2018 08:10

A glitter bun! Haven’t had one of those thrown at me for years. Are they due a comeback?

Drchinnery · 09/06/2018 08:13

Hope you're ok OP x Flowers

flippyfloppyflower · 09/06/2018 08:58

What do you mean you have eaten some buns! Do you NOT know that you are morbidly obese so must therefore you must hide away from decent society and if you must go out you must wear sackcloth. Shock Hmm and Flowers to all the slim therefore beautiful people

BlackBeltInChildWrangling · 09/06/2018 10:15

Come on BUNSNETTERS, I want to be THE ONE to say WE BROKE THE FRED. Because it's ALL ABOUT ME. Just to let you know OP, because you OBVIOUSLY think it's all about YOU. And IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT YOU, OP. It's just NOT, ok?

And BEFORE anyone jumps in and says ANYTHING, I know TECHNICALLY the OP should be THE ONE to say WE BROKE THE FRED, but she's CLEARLY CLEARED OFF, because YOU DIDN'T GET THE RESPONSES YOU WANTED, did you OP, eh,...eh?! Hmm

Pinkyponkcustard · 09/06/2018 10:52

Ooh I love being a bunsnetter!

fetamore · 09/06/2018 11:27

Ok, well I honestly do hope it works out this time OP thanks
Flowers

Narya · 09/06/2018 12:58

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nonetcurtains · 09/06/2018 13:44

Bloody row of ducks just ate my buns but my phone doesn't have a camera so no photo SO IT DIDN'T HAPPEN :(

KittyKlaws · 09/06/2018 13:56

Bloody row of ducks just ate my buns but my phone doesn't have a camera so no photo SO IT DIDN'T HAPPEN sad

But you could draw a diagram ...

BlackBeltInChildWrangling · 09/06/2018 15:08

Shamefully place marking Blush

FreudianSlurp · 09/06/2018 15:11

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

BlackBeltInChildWrangling · 09/06/2018 16:11

Cake

BlackBeltInChildWrangling · 09/06/2018 16:13

Sorry, ignore me, wrong thread, meant to post on WAG.

WhiskeySourpuss · 09/06/2018 16:19

Cake

OMG I can't believe you've just come on here when OP is so obviously traumatised by buns & started flinging cake around... have you no compassion Hmm

BlackBeltInChildWrangling · 09/06/2018 16:23

It's ok Whisky, I've made the ultimate sacrifice and eaten the cake, so the OP, should she ever return that is, need not be traumatised.

BlackBeltInChildWrangling · 09/06/2018 16:29

Whiskie

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 09/06/2018 16:33

Yuz are all..........................CUNTS,

SoleBizzz · 09/06/2018 16:36

I am horrified at AIBU topic these says. Very few unreasonables. Most threads belong in Chat.
I am horrified.

Sortofcool · 09/06/2018 16:43

bloody hell is this thread STILL running? In the time everyone has been bunfighting away, I’ve cooked and portioned up a chicken to make meals for each night next week, I’ve set a shitload of boundaries with MIL, I’ve potty trained the toddler AND put the finishing touches to my PhD thesis. I don’t know how you lot have the time to have a bunfight I really don’t.

ByeMF · 09/06/2018 16:49

I think this has to be a reverse. No-one could be this stupid.

BlackBeltInChildWrangling · 09/06/2018 17:13

I would throw some more buns, but I'm just waiting for the Waitrose delivery.

Bookemdannoplease · 09/06/2018 17:29

Your last one hit me right in the fucking ear.