BUNFIGHT HERE

[beluga425]

Am I imagining it or are very simple innocuous threads descending into bunfights more frequently.

I cordially invite everyone to ready their flinging buns here instead. Needed are:

• Someone to police the fight (whilst stirring it up a bit);
• Grammar police to insure everybodies writing proper (your welcome);
• Someone to ignore the basic points and totally misinterpret the thread;
• About 50 posters to find increasingly patronising ways of saying RTFT;
• Someone to be utterly horrified;
• Punctuation lessons from those in-the-know;;;;;;;;

-Liberal use of these two: ;

• and a passive aggressive "Wow, just wow" on page 3.

My buns have sunk in middle and are no way near as firm as they should be.

Have you tried the Bun Intervention thread?

How odd! Weren't you aware of your partners predeliction for monkey gland soup before you married him?

I think you need to hoik up your big girl pants OP. I'm hoiking up my judgy pants as I type. I can fit more buns in them that way.

I ate a bun once.

(I’ve namechanged for this as I thought the above might be too outing)

My DH says he wants us to introduce new experiences into our cake life. I’m quite broadminded but I know that he has been watching the Food Channel in secret and may have unrealistic expectations of the sort of baking I can do after a full day and work and putting the 6 DCs to bed. Would a couple glasses of cooking sherry help me to relax or should I tell him to wait until we can get away on a spa mini break ( with Afternoon Tea Included) ?

Gather all the evidence op, then change the locks once your ducks are in a row and LTB. Failing that, leave the baby with your husband/mum/friend and enjoy a spa day that you'll make him pay for

If you don't immediately do the above, you need to give your head a wobble for letting them treat you like this. Do not continue to post if you don't take my ambiguous Internet advice as the gospel because it is offensive to me that you haven't done what I suggested and therefore pointless you continuing to seek advice/comfort from this thread. HTH 👍

You need to get all your buns in a row, OP.

I have got all my buns in a row, and I am using my vast collection of mooncups as bun stands.

I think you should go NC over this, OP. They clearly don't respect your wishes.

it's all going to end in crumbs TBH

@HarrietSpecter you caught me. Sorry for the drip feed, but I may need the penis beaker as the spiders rubbed their willies all over my buns and are covered in icing. Should have blocked the space with something else and put the buns in someone's drier overnight. Cool username btw.

I've name changed for this as the other person is the OP and might recognise me from my identifying feature which is my name. I don't want the other person to know I'm talking about them. My other name is the same. Should I say anything at the school?

Sorry typo, I meant to say AIBU to think that someone saying something completely insulting and unacceptable was being rude?

Or am I being too sensitive?

I have anxiety so please be kind.

What are your plans for the weekend?

I’m a man.

Nothing else to say I just thought I’d tell you so anything else I say about buns in the future is given extra weight.

Typical as soon as someone disagrees with the OP she disappears 😂

Crikey, you sound like hard work, OP. Get down off your high horse and give your head a wobble

What are your plans for the weekend?

I'll be doing all the childcare because DH will spend the weekend doing his hobby. I can't tell you what the hobby is because it's too outing.

Has anyone phoned women’s aid yet?

Is this still going on? Christ on a bun.
It's time for another WOW just WOW. I have no words OP.

Show them this thread, OP.

I'll be doing all the childcare because DH will spend the weekend doing his hobby. I can't tell you what the hobby is because it's too outing.

Cycling. Or coconut oil.

I forget.

@Wanttomakemincepies, you sound a little anxious after your night-time spider willies encounter.
Maybe a Yoni massage would help you relax?
Has anyone heard from Brian recently?

I think you should definitely talk to HR.

It's ensure OP, not insure .