BUNFIGHT HERE

[beluga425]

Am I imagining it or are very simple innocuous threads descending into bunfights more frequently.

I cordially invite everyone to ready their flinging buns here instead. Needed are:

• Someone to police the fight (whilst stirring it up a bit);
• Grammar police to insure everybodies writing proper (your welcome);
• Someone to ignore the basic points and totally misinterpret the thread;
• About 50 posters to find increasingly patronising ways of saying RTFT;
• Someone to be utterly horrified;
• Punctuation lessons from those in-the-know;;;;;;;;

-Liberal use of these two: ;

• and a passive aggressive "Wow, just wow" on page 3.

Shatners - apparently. Scalds her front bun.

You all sound like hard work

Careful Staples, this might be deemed to be a taat!

You haven't got a MIL problem, you've got a DH problem

He’s not your partner, he’s just your bunfriend.

Right thats it. None of you are funny/witty/intelligent/Right wing/left wing/uptight/down to earth/out and out wry enough for New, yes me me me.

I'm off to Reddit MNTrolls where everyone remembers what it was like when AIBU was all fields.

Or a friend with bunefits , lisasimpson?

Haven't RTFT OP, but in light of the current bun situation, then ffs, get a grip!!

Not sure why people without buns even come here. This site is by people with buns for people with buns (or at least a bun in the oven!)

Damn you Absolutely I was about to post BUNSNET with your strapline

Are you on glue?

I have to come back and point out that this is a man's point of view (which you must have missed last time because nobody stood back and gave me the space I deserve) and to point out that "thread" in this context doesn't mean cotton or rayon, such as you might use for sewing, but instead it means a series of comments on a internet forum which are in some way connected to each other.

Then I have to point out that not all buns are female dominated, and I know someone else said this but this a man saying it, and in fact some male-centered buns are fully caring and considerate and you can prove anything with statistics. In fact this thread is all about me, me me me! (Because why would anything be about anything else?)

And lastly self-deprecating joke because that makes everything okay and inoffensive.

stealth boast that your buns are bigger than mine

All my buns got left outside last night and have been darked on.

It's DS's 8908 month birthday party in 5 mins & although I have a canister of Helium (recycled from the local hospital's MRI dontcha know - so don't call me a green house gas guzzler!)
I've forgotten the foil balloons.
Do you think I can inflate some choux buns with helium & cover them with tin foil/cling film/loo roll, tie some string round them & say they're artisan balloons from Waitrose?

I've been on mumsnet forever (EKL, Pringles in the fly space, t-rexing in Asda)

Is that you Sharon?

If the buns don't have fruit in you are being vvvv unraisonable

This thread is hilarious, I just spat my actual intestines all over the screen

Just cancel the cheque already!

@CaptainApollo u ok Hun?

Just use some of the water from your penis beaker to clean it up, it'll be fine

Where is the OP??

I haven't RTFT -and god why would I waste my precious time that my boss is paying for- You are all so wrong its unbelievable, the cheque was cancelld but they uncancelled it so just recancel the cheque for the love of the children!!!!!!!! please please please

Mincepies don't pretend your buns were darked on, we know you actually left them in the middle of your second allocated parking space, on purpose, in a passive-aggressive attack on NDN who keeps parking their moped there.

Damn you Absolutely I was about to post BUNSNET with your strapline

Ah, sorry 'about that!

I suppose the baby buns are kept in a bunsinette!

Needing a hand hold here so please be gentle as eighteenth time poster.. My buns have sunk in middle and are no way near as firm as they should be. I know there's more problems in life but this is really getting me down. What would you do?

Namechanged for this.

Placemarking